[HxSS] Read between the lines - Ends 18th August

[Bloop]

For this competition, I have written a short story about HxSS. However, there is a catch - there are blanks left in it. Your job is to fill in the blanks in the story located in the spoiler below. As usual, the funniest and/or wackiest will win. Good luck!

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Every year, HxSS is the time for _____ as well as cheating, conspiracy and controversy; most of them revolving around _____. Fun! Just yesterday, the _______ team accused ______ of ______. _____ cried foul but decided to make peace by declaring ______ since they could never in any way go against _____. In response to this news, ______ made an impromptu decision to ______, shocking and disgusting everyone to the point of _____. While everyone was tied up and distracted by this fiasco, _____ decided to sneak away with _____ to a shady, dodgy spot in the Help Desk and ______. Their little fling was however discovered by the ever aware ______ who claimed to be coincidentally _____ while stuffing ______ with chips and marshmallows.

Meanwhile, lawrawrrr was on the _____ again, and got cranky from the withrawals ever since _____ got into her secret stash and _____. As a result, she rigged the ______ team's points which they had supposedly rightfully earned by _____ which made them horribly angry. After _____ and polishing all the remaining cookies _____ had baked, the angered _____ team decided to burn the help desk down with ______ and declared themselves the sole survivors of HxSS, literally.

The end.

Prize:

1st place: 100 Points
2nd place: 75 Points
3rd place: 50 Points

[Hannah]

Every year, HxSS is the time for drama as well as cheating, conspiracy and controversy; most of them revolving around eggs. Fun! Just yesterday, the black team accused Zitrone of arson. Chris cried foul but decided to make peace by declaring a ban on fire since they could never in any way go against the law. In response to this news, bloop made an impromptu decision to kick up a fuss, shocking and disgusting everyone to the point of rebellion. While everyone was tied up and distracted by this fiasco, Kyle decided to sneak away with all of the HxSS points to a shady, dodgy spot in the Help Desk and snort them. Their little fling was however discovered by the ever aware Kelly who claimed to be coincidentally doing AGM duties while stuffing pillows with chips and marshmallows.

Meanwhile, lawrawrrr was on the smack again, and got cranky from the withrawals ever since FlyingJesus got into her secret stash and sold it. As a result, she rigged the green team's points which they had supposedly rightfully earned by doing nothing, which made them horribly angry. After licking and polishing all the remaining cookies welshcake had baked, the angered green team decided to burn the help desk down with torches and declared themselves the sole survivors of HxSS, literally.

The end.

[FlyingJesus]

Every year, HxSS is the time for bees as well as cheating, conspiracy and controversy; most of them revolving around bees. Fun! Just yesterday, the bees team accused bees of bees. Bees cried foul but decided to make peace by declaring bees since they could never in any way go against bees. In response to this news, bees made an impromptu decision to bees, shocking and disgusting everyone to the point of bees. While everyone was tied up and distracted by this fiasco, bees decided to sneak away with bees to a shady, dodgy spot in the Help Desk and bees. Their little fling was however discovered by the ever aware bees who claimed to be coincidentally bees while stuffing bees with chips and marshmallows.

Meanwhile, lawrawrrr was on the bees again, and got cranky from the withrawals ever since bees got into her secret stash and bees. As a result, she rigged the bees team's points which they had supposedly rightfully earned by bees which made them horribly angry. After bees and polishing all the remaining cookies bees had baked, the angered bees team decided to burn the help desk down with bees and declared themselves the sole survivors of HxSS, literally.

The end.