how long do you spend on the toilet producing a number two

[-:Undertaker:-]

so how long do you spend on the bog for a number two

i'm pretty quick unless it was a big or sloppy one in which case i wait a bit to recover/let it dry out a bit so easier to wipe

i dont use me phone or anything on the toilet

how about you

[thms]

well honestly it all depends. sometimes i'll take my ipad and watch netflix or my phone but usually quick! hate those days u just can't get it out :/

[-:Undertaker:-]

hate those days u just can't get it out :/

eat some tangerines

[thms]

eat some tangerines

thanks for the tip

[dbgtz]

I've seen some shit threads in my time, but this has to take the cake my god.
It takes as long as it needs to take but I certainly don't prolong it by using my phone or anything like that.