What happens to Elves when they're naughty?
Santa gives them the sack!
If you grew up celebrating Christmas without Christmas Crackers, you have been saved from the horror (or Joy?) of wearing paper crowns on your head and reading the worst jokes imaginable.
Let's spread that joy now!
Reply to this thread with your best Christmas themed cheesy jokes!
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10-12-2022, 03:07 PM #1
[Hxmas] Christmas Cracker Jokes ~Ends December 25th
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19-12-2022, 08:59 PM #2
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19-12-2022, 09:12 PM #3
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What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson
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19-12-2022, 09:13 PM #4
What does Santa suffer from when he gets stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobia
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19-12-2022, 10:15 PM #5
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-i bought you the best gift ever
*its an empty box*
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19-12-2022, 11:19 PM #6
What athlete is warmest during winter? A long jumper!
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20-12-2022, 02:18 PM #7
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks
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20-12-2022, 04:33 PM #8
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing. It was on the house.
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20-12-2022, 04:49 PM #9
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What do you call an apple growing from a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!
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20-12-2022, 05:42 PM #10
What was Santa's favourite subject?
"Chemis-tree!"
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