Ok i have a problem.

[Foob]

Ok this is really embarassing but i need help. Whenever i um open my bowels blood comes out... And its really painful afterwards. Its always really itchy, at first i thought it was worms but when i um check theres nothing there but blood and um excreeeetment (sp)
I have reaaally bad constipation aswell. Im too embarrassed to see a docter. What do i do?

[SHEEPY]

See a doctor you moron. Forgot what he thinks he would have seen it all before.

[Owen]

Sit on the toilet 24/7 for the constopation or tell your mum and she'll see a docter and say that she has the constopation so she gets things and gives them to you? If not goto tescos and buy some things for it and say its for your sister?

[Yayse]

u open ur bowels? ;/

[Foob]

Yes but bits of skin are hanging out my bum like a bunch of grapes.

[Owen]

Yes but bits of skin are hanging out my bum like a bunch of grapes.

Show your mum and see what she says

[Yayse]

i know! maybe you could wear a fruit bowl on yer bum?

[Foob]

I dont live with her... it may be a bit odd.
Hey ma, aint seen you in about a year, hows the being a complete skank thing going? Anyway take a look at this!

Abbs good idea

[Owen]

i know! maybe you could wear a fruit bowl on yer bum?

Yes
Then no one would notice a thing about those grapes

[Yayse]

lol, im sure she'll understand ;D

-runs-

edit: owen, exactly, they'd be too preoccupied u see