The magic machine...

[Kasabian]

You get a jaffa cake

*inserts Mission*

[Rawr]

Yoy get writing!!

*Inserts inserts*

[Kasabian]

The machine is empty

*inserts worker to stock up and he has a builders bum lmao*

[Cubeh]

You get some guy wanting endless cups of tea.

*Inserts Crazy Frog*

[Rawr]

You get a dead frog!!

*Inserts cubix*

[Kasabian]

You get bitten

*inserts Green day*

[Cubeh]

You get the greatest punks ever

*Inserts Stealth*
Careful, he bites harder

[Rawr]

You get a dead stealth!!!!!

*Inserts a book*

[You]

You get reading glasses

*inserts a pound*

[Kasabian]

You get bitten by stealth and it turns into Shaun of the dead!

*inserts retro jukebox*