Your funniest detention reason thing!

[Eamonn]

Year 7 was my last year of middle school and i got loads because it was the last year ;@ they we're only 10mins after school , year 8 i got a few afterschool because there an hour but i got quite a lot lunch and break , year 9 i've had about 3 after school but loadsssssss break an lunch mainly because of french maths and history lols

[MsTanya]

Whats the funniest reason you have ahad a detention for..
Mine would have to be saying i broke my kidney Rofl my teacher took it so serously!

Tanya got one for her skirt being too short ROFLMAOM but i bet thats not the funniest?

I got suspended on the first day back for a different skirt being to short lmao "/

Before we had this student teacher in Science and he kept staring at me all the time and everyone noticed it. He was a right goofy thing, he combed over his hair LMAO. Then one time my brother said to him will you stop perving over my sister and he said I dont know what youre talking about.
Then after a lesson once he made me stay back and clean the board ^o) so I just walked out cause he scared me lol, and I got a detention for that. Pathetic I know

[Rosie]

Lmao i got one about 2 hours ago for 'Misbehaving' in the corridor but what they don't know it's called FLIRTING.

What do you do in deteions.. i ahve to write or just sit quiet for half an hour ;[

[JT-Fan]

Yeah sit quiet/read/do hwk. They're just boring and sometimes they ring your parents and are like URE SON HAZ LYK A 5 MIN DETETION AFTER SCHOOL.

[Rosie]

Rupise sorry............................................. .................
im having an affair!

[JT-Fan]

Urm good 4 u?!

[Rosie]

I know buh its bad for youuu! im going For noooooooooow !x

[JT-Fan]

-Scared- Why isit bad 4 me!

[You]

Ive got 2 detentions; Homework not good enough and Erm.. I Cant Remember. Ill give it a think.

Come to think of it. I ctually do most of these things to A teacher I fancy.

1. He was writing Alfred Hitch**** On The Board and he was writing it well slow on purpose cos my mate didnt know how to spell it so I shouted ****, He was Like "Omg, Laura, What The HELL Are you thinking of" and my mates were like your hmhm. He couldn't stop laughing then.

2. I chucked about 10 paper balls at him cos; He never answered me, he chucked ones at me, He said I throw like a girl and I was like ***, He was liek Lmao.


I Actualy Break, Nearly, All rules In One Lesson.

Chew Gum
Hit People [mates for fun Lmaoo]
Top button undone
Talk when teacher does
Throw stuff at people including teachers.
And Loads More Lmaoo.

If He Wasnt So Nice Then I Would Have Like 16 More Detentions.

Well aren't you a rebel :rolleyes:

[JT-Fan]

Oh I once got a detention when I went into the italian/french teachers class and asked for another sheet coz I lost mine and she goes look after this class until I come back. I taught them like swear words in french and italian and she gave me a detetion!