Santa? Fact or fiction?

[RedStratocas]

Santa is part real as he used to be real in i cant member where, but then they just hyped him up as a big advertising con!

Yeah, he used to be real, but not flying reindeer real:rolleyes:. There used to actually be a saint who gave toys to children and people praised him, but he didnt live in the north pole:rolleyes:

Reasoning for why they made up santa:

1. They made him live in the North Pole because no one is there, especially no kids. No kids can go up there and see, so the North Pole is too far from anywhere, so little kids cant and wont go to see.

2. To scare children. Every actually look at the lyrics for Santa Claus is coming to town? Isnt that the most disturbing song ever? It was made as a threat to parents to keep their kids quiet. "You cant cry, or santa wont come".

[Wootzeh]

He WAS real, but he isn't now.
In other words, St Nick was our Santa now isn't.

[Mr.Big]

Santa is real he was spotted outside of a strip club associating with The Mafia. No hes real and hes really cool. Hes my right hand man!