Cheesy pick up lines

[SSC7]

My pickup lines...(I only use these on my girl mates or my sis's)

Me: Hey is your name Gillete? Cause you look like the best a man can get

Me: Can I borrow a quarter?
Girl: Why?
Me: I want to call your mum and thank her

Me: (As the girl is leaving) Hey arn't you forgetting something
Girl: What?
Me: Me!

Me: Hey can I see the label on your shirt? (looks at it) Yep just like I thought, Made In Heaven

Me: If you were a booger I'd pick you

Me: Life without you is like a pencil with no lead, pointless

Last one:

Me: (As she walks by) Hey did you just touch my butt
Girl: No
Me: Damn!

As you can see i'm a very cheesy guy, and someday I'm going to be slapped for saying some of these to the wrong girls. Especially my more inapropriate ones

[G-flow]

LOL! they are cheesy, some of the cheesiest ones i've seen

[SSC7]

Aye somebody needs to put a warning label on these babies :razz:

[2hd.]

heres 10p ring ur mum and tell her your not coming back tonight

[OllieRocks]

heres 10p ring ur mum and tell her your not coming back tonight

I see your a bit of a Mad And Paddys Road To Knowhere Fan.

(Sorry if i ruined it lol)

[2hd.]

I see your a bit of a Mad And Paddys Road To Knowhere Fan.

(Sorry if i ruined it lol)

yup

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Put down some cheesy pick up lines here. lets see how cheesy we can get

[Jacko2kn3]

LMAO! Some of them were great! Personal favourites from you guys are:

Me: Hey is your name Gillete? Cause you look like the best a man can get

That is so cheesy it's great!

Guy:You look like my third wife
Girlh? how many times have you been married?
Guy:Twice*grins*

I've heard that before (not said to me, I don't look like anyones wife, and I'd be a bit worried if I did ol a classic.

Butcher: Is that shirt felt?
Hot girl: No
Butch: Do you want it to be

LMAO! That one is class!

Big thanks to the Fresh Prince of Bel Air for this one:
guy - "Have I seen you before?
girl - "Erm, no"
guy - "Oh thats right, you were in the dictionary next to KABLAM!" ol:

Cheesy pick up lines are the best, I am so going to have to use some later

[Mined]

Try this
Excuse me love
I appear to of lost my phone number
Could i borrow yours

Or

Is it you or is it just Hot in here

[Azela]

Your must be a football coach, the way you got me playing the field...

Are you Jamaican, 'cause Ja-makin-me-horny

[G-flow]

Lol keep the cheesy lines comin' :p

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