The magic machine...

[holo-jonny]

*you get ink*
*inserts bender (off futurama)*

[Joe.]

yoo get oasis in ure living room

*inserts cd*

[Toes]

You get a pom pom

*inserts glue*

[Rawr]

You get high!!!

*Inserts Rudolf*

[Joe.]

you get an elf

*inserts an elf*

[kasi]

eats it.

[q25]

You didn't insert anything? anyways... You get a free piece of cake.

*Inserts coin*

[Tintinabulation]

You get a copy of "heat" magazine
*Inserts 75p and a piece of chewing gum*

[Rawr]

You get a chewed bit of gum back and 15p.

*Inserts me*

[Joe.]

you dont get anything back, because your stuck in the vending machine

*inserts coin*