Give us some of 'ya un-funny, terrible, tastless, and just plain on lame jokes.
OK Heres One,
Q) What type of doughnuts does Bob Marley like?
A) With Jammin!
(Peter Kay Fan - w00t w00t!)
Any more guys? :eusa_snoo
Ollie
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Thread: Terrible Jokes
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Terrible Jokes
Last edited by Concentric; 25-01-2005 at 07:20 PM.
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Why does Cinderella's football team ALWAYS LOSE?
To see the answer highlight the text under this sentence.
Because her coach was a pumpkin!
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Nice, Nice. Wrong, but nice.
Also, sorry mod - whatever your name is. :eusa_boohLast edited by OllieRocks; 25-01-2005 at 07:22 PM.
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What did the chicken say about my jokes
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They're EGGcellent
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What did the chicken cross the road?
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To get to the other side
Lmao, This is such an old joke, Yet its soo funny - Because its not funny!
Does that make sense? :eusa_doh:
Bwahahahaha >=D
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Some funny jokes, although they are pretty bad
Try this,
Why couldn't the skeleton go the the prom
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He had no BODY to go with
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That is an ooooooooollllllllllllddddddddddddd one!
Here are a few:
I was reading this book, the History of Glue. I couldn't put it down!
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More later, definatly, I'm like THE expert on bad jokes
People who deserve a mention:
Janeh JackHB Properclone Spectate Jrh2002
I would add more, but I'm lazy.
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Sandwich Walks Into A Bar, Can I Hear Your Specials?
Bar Keeper: Sorry We Dont Serve Food
Lame
Man Hands Out Chocolate Squares
Woman: Thank You, These Are Great Brownies
Man: They Aint Brownies Their Chocolate Laxotives
:p
If You Didnt Get It Laxotives Make You Need The Toilet All Night :p
Hulk Smash, Hulk Bash!
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Why couldn't the car play football?
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Because he only had one boot!|| This is modern mafia they're scared of us
they're scared of us It's time for us to redefine so fix your eyes,
fix your eyes this is modern mafia they're scared of us they're scared
of us I don't want to be on my own
I need a home, I need a home..||
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WHat Kind of bread does Mr.Krabs like
highlt the awnser under this sentence PumperNickel
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