Blonde Jokes Only!

[8Marcus8]

Sorry if your blonde! Post all your blonde jokes here folks!
Here are 2 of mine, i got way more -

A blonde walks into PC World and goes to the help desk.
"Where can i find curtains" Says the blonde.
"Why on earth do you wany curtains!?" Asks the sales helper.
"Duh for my computer!" Says the Blonde.
"What!? Since when do you need curtains for a computer?" Asks the sales helper.
"Duh.... i have windows!"

Two blondes walk down a street, they walk past a mirror shop, one suddenly turns around.
"Whats the hold up?" Asks Blonde number 1.
"Omg, i know this person from somewhere!" Says Blonde 2 stupidly.
The other Blonde walks up to the mirror in the shop window.
"Of course you've seen her!" Says Blonde 1, "Thats Me!"

Keep them comin

[Jase]

Havent i done this thread already :S

[8Marcus8]

this is purely for blonde jokes!

[Ryan]

Blonde walks into a bar ..... Ouch!

[la-ur-en]

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the brunette yells, ''EARTHQUAKE!!!'' Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes. The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the redhead yells, ''TORNADO!!!'' Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes. By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim!'' and the blonde yells, ''FIRE!!!'''

[8Marcus8]

lol thats a good one! Why r u cautioned :s ?

[Kirsty]

a blonde is walking by the river bank thinking and then she see's another blonde and shouts over to her "HOW DO YA GET TO THE OTHER SIDE?" and she shouts back "U R ON THE OTHER SIDE"

A blonde goes into an appliance store looking for a tv After a few minutes she picks one out and approaches the salesman I want to buy this television she says The salesman replies Sorry we dont serve blondes here
She gets mad leaves and goes home She dyes her hair brown and returns to the store I want to buy this television she says to the salesman getting the same response Sorry miss we dont serve blondes here She leaves again frustrated She goes home and proceeds to shave her head eyebrows and all leaving no visible trace of blonde hair on her head Upon returning to the store she once again approaches the salesman Sir I would like to purchase this television and I don't want any problems To which the salesman replies Sorry Miss we don't serve blondes Fed up with this she cries How can you tell that I am blonde? I have dyed my hair and even resorted to shaving my head! To which the salesman replied Well, Miss, that television you are trying to buy is a microwave! OMG IT TAKES 4EVA TO TYPE rofl

[8Marcus8]

lmao thats great!

[la-ur-en]

lol thats a good one! Why r u cautioned :s ?

I was cautioned because i was too harsh on some of my comments...

[Ryan]

i just got a GREY rep from ''jrh2002'' sayin i was gnna b cautioned ....lol