There was a shoe which looked constipated because there mummy Was Very smelly toad feet with gigantic knockers!
Then the queen said hello to me and she shaves her beard, but I love Kaye because she has beautiful eyes and she's sexy. Also she is going to kiss BOARDER4EVA's dad and she hates him because he didn't kiss hamsters which were lame animals which sleep around 24/7 and they shoot elephants feet because they wer so cool. cheese stinks with evolution's hair because it hasn't been washed and can smell really fresh noobs posting stupid comments.
Whoops, overstepped the boundaries a tad. And TIN decided to eat his pants
and then a bunch of caterpillars ran to mars to eat a frog but it






85 to go !!! 


