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    At the beginning I had £571!
    I bought Halo 2 for £40 and now I have £531
    I found 10 pound on the street now i have £541
    I then bought someone else's lunch for 50p and now I have £541.50
    I got mugged and they stole £10.00 now I have £531.50
    I accidently caused the shop shelf to fall down i paid £20.00 for the damages now i have £511.50
    I took out a loan for some gold plated bunny ears, the interest rate went sky high and i lost £100 ! I now have £411.50
    I went to the cinema, and bought a ticket I bought some sweets also the total came to £11.50, I now have £400
    The wheel off my chair fell of, causing the death of my fish which cost me £8, now I have £392
    I got the wheel on my chair fixed which cost £50.00 I now have £342

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    At the beginning I had £571!
    I bought Halo 2 for £40 and now I have £531
    I found 10 pound on the street now i have £541
    I then bought someone else's lunch for 50p and now I have £541.50
    I got mugged and they stole £10.00 now I have £531.50
    I accidently caused the shop shelf to fall down i paid £20.00 for the damages now i have £511.50
    I took out a loan for some gold plated bunny ears, the interest rate went sky high and i lost £100 ! I now have £411.50
    I went to the cinema, and bought a ticket I bought some sweets also the total came to £11.50, I now have £400
    The wheel off my chair fell of, causing the death of my fish which cost me £8, now I have £392
    I got the wheel on my chair fixed which cost £50.00 I now have £342
    I found the winning lottery ticket and earned 10 grand! I now have £10,342 !

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    At the beginning I had £571!
    I bought Halo 2 for £40 and now I have £531
    I found 10 pound on the street now i have £541
    I then bought someone else's lunch for 50p and now I have £541.50
    I got mugged and they stole £10.00 now I have £531.50
    I accidently caused the shop shelf to fall down i paid £20.00 for the damages now i have £511.50
    I took out a loan for some gold plated bunny ears, the interest rate went sky high and i lost £100 ! I now have £411.50
    I went to the cinema, and bought a ticket I bought some sweets also the total came to £11.50, I now have £400
    The wheel off my chair fell of, causing the death of my fish which cost me £8, now I have £392
    I got the wheel on my chair fixed which cost £50.00 I now have £342
    I found the winning lottery ticket and earned 10 grand! I now have £10,342 !
    My toaster blew up which cost £25, Now I only have £10317

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    At the beginning I had £571!
    I bought Halo 2 for £40 and now I have £531
    I found 10 pound on the street now i have £541
    I then bought someone else's lunch for 50p and now I have £541.50
    I got mugged and they stole £10.00 now I have £531.50
    I accidently caused the shop shelf to fall down i paid £20.00 for the damages now i have £511.50
    I took out a loan for some gold plated bunny ears, the interest rate went sky high and i lost £100 ! I now have £411.50
    I went to the cinema, and bought a ticket I bought some sweets also the total came to £11.50, I now have £400
    The wheel off my chair fell of, causing the death of my fish which cost me £8, now I have £392
    I got the wheel on my chair fixed which cost £50.00 I now have £342
    I found the winning lottery ticket and earned 10 grand! I now have £10,342 !
    My toaster blew up which cost £25, Now I only have £10317
    I rented a private jet to jamacia costing 3 grand and 1 p. I now have £7,316!

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    At the beginning I had £571!
    I bought Halo 2 for £40 and now I have £531
    I found 10 pound on the street now i have £541
    I then bought someone else's lunch for 50p and now I have £541.50
    I got mugged and they stole £10.00 now I have £531.50
    I accidently caused the shop shelf to fall down i paid £20.00 for the damages now i have £511.50
    I took out a loan for some gold plated bunny ears, the interest rate went sky high and i lost £100 ! I now have £411.50
    I went to the cinema, and bought a ticket I bought some sweets also the total came to £11.50, I now have £400
    The wheel off my chair fell of, causing the death of my fish which cost me £8, now I have £392
    I got the wheel on my chair fixed which cost £50.00 I now have £342
    I found the winning lottery ticket and earned 10 grand! I now have £10,342 !
    My toaster blew up which cost £25, Now I only have £10317
    I rented a private jet to jamacia costing 3 grand and 1 p. I now have £7,316!
    I needed a new pair of socks costing £2, now I have £7,314

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    At the beginning I had £571!
    I bought Halo 2 for £40 and now I have £531
    I found 10 pound on the street now i have £541
    I then bought someone else's lunch for 50p and now I have £541.50
    I got mugged and they stole £10.00 now I have £531.50
    I accidently caused the shop shelf to fall down i paid £20.00 for the damages now i have £511.50
    I took out a loan for some gold plated bunny ears, the interest rate went sky high and i lost £100 ! I now have £411.50
    I went to the cinema, and bought a ticket I bought some sweets also the total came to £11.50, I now have £400
    The wheel off my chair fell of, causing the death of my fish which cost me £8, now I have £392
    I got the wheel on my chair fixed which cost £50.00 I now have £342
    I found the winning lottery ticket and earned 10 grand! I now have £10,342 !
    My toaster blew up which cost £25, Now I only have £10317
    I rented a private jet to jamacia costing 3 grand and 1 p. I now have £7,316!
    I needed a new pair of socks costing £2, now I have £7,314
    With pure stupidity and hunger i bought 1 penny sweet. I now hav £7,313.

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    At the beginning I had £571!
    I bought Halo 2 for £40 and now I have £531
    I found 10 pound on the street now i have £541
    I then bought someone else's lunch for 50p and now I have £541.50
    I got mugged and they stole £10.00 now I have £531.50
    I accidently caused the shop shelf to fall down i paid £20.00 for the damages now i have £511.50
    I took out a loan for some gold plated bunny ears, the interest rate went sky high and i lost £100 ! I now have £411.50
    I went to the cinema, and bought a ticket I bought some sweets also the total came to £11.50, I now have £400
    The wheel off my chair fell of, causing the death of my fish which cost me £8, now I have £392
    I got the wheel on my chair fixed which cost £50.00 I now have £342
    I found the winning lottery ticket and earned 10 grand! I now have £10,342 !
    My toaster blew up which cost £25, Now I only have £10317
    I rented a private jet to jamacia costing 3 grand and 1 p. I now have £7,316!
    I needed a new pair of socks costing £2, now I have £7,314
    With pure stupidity and hunger i bought 1 penny sweet. I now hav £7,313.
    I got pretty drunk, met a girl and spent the night in a expensive hotel, I now hav 7,013


    Dear Email forwarders.
    No, I do not think your joke was funny. I think you are an idiot. I think I want to ram my keyboard through your teeth.
    Oh, and those chain-emails that instruct me to "forward 7 times, and the one I love will come back" -- those are even better.
    Next time you send me one of those, how about I just smash your face with my stapler 7 times, and see if you come back?

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    I bought Halo 2 for £40 and now I have £531
    I found 10 pound on the street now i have £541
    I then bought someone else's lunch for 50p and now I have £541.50
    I got mugged and they stole £10.00 now I have £531.50
    I accidently caused the shop shelf to fall down i paid £20.00 for the damages now i have £511.50
    I took out a loan for some gold plated bunny ears, the interest rate went sky high and i lost £100 ! I now have £411.50
    I went to the cinema, and bought a ticket I bought some sweets also the total came to £11.50, I now have £400
    The wheel off my chair fell of, causing the death of my fish which cost me £8, now I have £392
    I got the wheel on my chair fixed which cost £50.00 I now have £342
    I found the winning lottery ticket and earned 10 grand! I now have £10,342 !
    My toaster blew up which cost £25, Now I only have £10317
    I rented a private jet to jamacia costing 3 grand and 1 p. I now have £7,316!
    I needed a new pair of socks costing £2, now I have £7,314
    With pure stupidity and hunger i bought 1 penny sweet. I now hav £7,313.
    I got pretty drunk, met a girl and spent the night in a expensive hotel, I now hav 7,013
    I bought 130 1p sweets and now I have £7,000

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    I bought Halo 2 for £40 and now I have £531
    I found 10 pound on the street now i have £541
    I then bought someone else's lunch for 50p and now I have £541.50
    I got mugged and they stole £10.00 now I have £531.50
    I accidently caused the shop shelf to fall down i paid £20.00 for the damages now i have £511.50
    I took out a loan for some gold plated bunny ears, the interest rate went sky high and i lost £100 ! I now have £411.50
    I went to the cinema, and bought a ticket I bought some sweets also the total came to £11.50, I now have £400
    The wheel off my chair fell of, causing the death of my fish which cost me £8, now I have £392
    I got the wheel on my chair fixed which cost £50.00 I now have £342
    I found the winning lottery ticket and earned 10 grand! I now have £10,342 !
    My toaster blew up which cost £25, Now I only have £10317
    I rented a private jet to jamacia costing 3 grand and 1 p. I now have £7,316!
    I needed a new pair of socks costing £2, now I have £7,314
    With pure stupidity and hunger i bought 1 penny sweet. I now hav £7,313.
    I got pretty drunk, met a girl and spent the night in a expensive hotel, I now hav 7,013
    I bought 130 1p sweets and now I have £7,000
    i got carried away at a casino i lost £6,999 now i have 1p

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    I bought Halo 2 for £40 and now I have £531
    I found 10 pound on the street now i have £541
    I then bought someone else's lunch for 50p and now I have £541.50
    I got mugged and they stole £10.00 now I have £531.50
    I accidently caused the shop shelf to fall down i paid £20.00 for the damages now i have £511.50
    I took out a loan for some gold plated bunny ears, the interest rate went sky high and i lost £100 ! I now have £411.50
    I went to the cinema, and bought a ticket I bought some sweets also the total came to £11.50, I now have £400
    The wheel off my chair fell of, causing the death of my fish which cost me £8, now I have £392
    I got the wheel on my chair fixed which cost £50.00 I now have £342
    I found the winning lottery ticket and earned 10 grand! I now have £10,342 !
    My toaster blew up which cost £25, Now I only have £10317
    I rented a private jet to jamacia costing 3 grand and 1 p. I now have £7,316!
    I needed a new pair of socks costing £2, now I have £7,314
    With pure stupidity and hunger i bought 1 penny sweet. I now hav £7,313.
    I got pretty drunk, met a girl and spent the night in a expensive hotel, I now hav 7,013
    I bought 130 1p sweets and now I have £7,000
    i got carried away at a casino i lost £6,999 now i have 1p
    I bought a gummy bear with my 1p now im skint



    I am so damn proud haha

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