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Thread: Terrible Jokes

  1. 25-01-2005, 06:43 PM #1
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    Question Terrible Jokes

    Give us some of 'ya un-funny, terrible, tastless, and just plain on lame jokes.

    OK Heres One,

    Q) What type of doughnuts does Bob Marley like?
    A) With Jammin!

    (Peter Kay Fan - w00t w00t!)

    Any more guys? :eusa_snoo

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  2. 25-01-2005, 06:45 PM #2
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    Why does Cinderella's football team ALWAYS LOSE?

    To see the answer highlight the text under this sentence.
    Because her coach was a pumpkin!
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    Nice, Nice. Wrong, but nice.

    Also, sorry mod - whatever your name is. :eusa_booh
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  4. 25-01-2005, 11:21 PM #4
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    What did the chicken say about my jokes
    (highlight below)
    They're EGGcellent
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    What did the chicken cross the road?
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    To get to the other side

    Lmao, This is such an old joke, Yet its soo funny - Because its not funny!
    Does that make sense? :eusa_doh:
    Bwahahahaha >=D
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  6. 26-01-2005, 03:12 PM #6
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    Some funny jokes, although they are pretty bad
    Try this,
    Why couldn't the skeleton go the the prom


    Scroll Down





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    He had no BODY to go with
    Back.
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  7. 26-01-2005, 05:22 PM #7
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    That is an ooooooooollllllllllllddddddddddddd one!

    Here are a few:

    I was reading this book, the History of Glue. I couldn't put it down! ol:

    More later, definatly, I'm like THE expert on bad jokes
    People who deserve a mention:

    Janeh JackHB Properclone Spectate Jrh2002

    I would add more, but I'm lazy.
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    Sandwich Walks Into A Bar, Can I Hear Your Specials?

    Bar Keeper: Sorry We Dont Serve Food


    Lame


    Man Hands Out Chocolate Squares

    Woman: Thank You, These Are Great Brownies

    Man: They Aint Brownies Their Chocolate Laxotives

    :p

    If You Didnt Get It Laxotives Make You Need The Toilet All Night :p
    Hulk Smash, Hulk Bash!
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    Why couldn't the car play football?
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    Because he only had one boot!
    || This is modern mafia they're scared of us
    they're scared of us It's time for us to redefine so fix your eyes,
    fix your eyes this is modern mafia they're scared of us they're scared
    of us I don't want to be on my own
    I need a home, I need a home..||
    Athlete - Modern Mafia
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  10. 02-02-2005, 02:22 AM #10
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    WHat Kind of bread does Mr.Krabs like


    highlt the awnser under this sentence PumperNickel


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    I really feel like killing her with my own hands..
    i dont know wot u mean grab my willy n give it a tug wot if it falls of i want proper tutorials
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