Mathematics have just solved a life mystery.

[Doctor_Chode]

/ = divide
* = multiply
- = minus
+ = plus

firstly, lets concider the standard statement;

Doctor Chode is great.

convert this into an equation;

Doctor Chode + Great = Infinity.

That means that, doctor chode and pure greatness are the equivelent to infinity, meaning that doctor chode and his greatness are just beyond knowledge (it's that awesome)

Infinity/Chode + Great = impossible, therefore it is impossible for doctor chode to be un-great.

Substitute Doctor Chode for C
Substitute Great for G

Infinity = Universe.
So,
C+G = Universe

Substitute Universe for U

C + G = U
U= C + G
-G
U-G = C

Universe - Great = Chode

Therefore without greatness i do not exist, therefore I am what makes the universe great.

We can expand on this theory.
Add Hottness and Jealousy into the equation, and it will look like this;

Substitute Hot for H
Substitute Jealousy for J

C + G + H = U - HJ
+H
C + G + 2H = U - J
-J
C + G + 2H - J = U - 2J

Therefore i contain no jealousy, am twice as hot as everyone, great, and the universe is twice more jealous of me than a normal person, but as everyone is twice as jealous, normal jealousy = 2J and J is half as jealous as normal, which no one is.

Finally, U - C = 0

Without me, the Universe = 0

THE END.

[Adam$]

You + (lack of maturity) / Internet forum = Pointless post + Bad rep.

[Michael.]

You + (lack of maturity) / Internet forum = Pointless post + Bad rep.

2*abovepost

[issaa.]

I didn't even bother reading past the first 4 lines but I can see its a load of crap so don't spam and id -rep if I could but I need to spread k bye

edit; i can -rep enjoy.

[Dupion]

What.. the.. hell..

Please make sure I can understand insteal of /***sujgv or whatever please.

[issaa.]

I just thought.. you actually bothered to type that? "/

[Dupion]

I just thought.. you actually bothered to type that? "/

probaly cut and paste. OOPS PROBS LET OUT HIS SECRET.

[issaa.]

But its all about him = Chrode or whatever "/

[eggd2]

pointless+ post= -rep

[Revis]

That's pure 103%

What makes life 100%?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

******** = 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

EDIT By: Steven. (forum Moderator); Please do not avoid the forum filter.