Mathematics have just solved a life mystery.

[Chaz]

she pretends to be a 'doctor'

rofl you should se her threads!

[Concentric]

/ = divide
* = multiply
- = minus
+ = plus

firstly, lets concider the standard statement;

Doctor Chode is great.

Incorrect already but i'll let you continue :rolleyes:

convert this into an equation;

Doctor Chode + Great = Infinity.

Where does the infinity come from?

Lets say for example instead of 'Doctor Chode' and 'Great' we use the numbers 5 and 5 which would make you're first statement "Doctor Chode is Great" true.
However, according to your re-arrangement, this makes 5 + 5 = Infinity. :s

That means that, doctor chode and pure greatness are the equivelent to infinity, meaning that doctor chode and his greatness are just beyond knowledge (it's that awesome)

even if 5 + 5 makes infinity, it's got nothing to do with knowledge.

Infinity/Chode + Great = impossible, therefore it is impossible for doctor chode to be un-great.

By your earlier statement "Doctor Chode + Great = Infinity", this would make Infinity / Infinity which equals Infinity, not impossiblity.

Substitute Doctor Chode for C
Substitute Great for G

Infinity = Universe.

Why does Infinity = Universe? If it's because you think the universe is infinite then surely that's like saying due to the statement "The cat is black", Cat = Black. :eusa_wall

So,
C+G = Universe

Substitute Universe for U

C + G = U
U= C + G
-G
U-G = C

Universe - Great = Chode

So the universe, minus everything that's great equals you. I didn't realise you held yourself in such a low regard...

Therefore without greatness i do not exist, therefore I am what makes the universe great.

If you take Great from that equation it doesn't remove you. It would just state "Universe = Chode".

We can expand on this theory.
Add Hottness and Jealousy into the equation, and it will look like this;

Substitute Hot for H
Substitute Jealousy for J

C + G + H = U - HJ
+H
C + G + 2H = U - J
-J
C + G + 2H - J = U - 2J

Therefore i contain no jealousy, am twice as hot as everyone, great, and the universe is twice more jealous of me than a normal person, but as everyone is twice as jealous, normal jealousy = 2J and J is half as jealous as normal, which no one is.

I'll argue against that when you explain what the heck it means.

Finally, U - C = 0

Without me, the Universe = 0

Congratulations on the only true statement in the entire post.

[Revis]

Delete.

[Dupion]

That's pure 103%

What makes life 100%?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

***************** = 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

ROFLMAO.

[darkchicken101]

Concentric, you get +rep from proving what a brainless cretin this guy is.

Doctor Chode, you get -rep and a free one way ticket to wherever the hell you came from.

EDIT: Concentric, I can't rep you. I'll go find someone to rep then.

[Notorious]

That was funnier than farting on handicaps. Wow, these losers going around giving bad reps are clowns. Where will a good or bad rep get you in life? It's not that serious. Do any of you sensitive whiners have a sense of humor?

[:Firefox]

That was funnier than farting on handicaps. Wow, these losers going around giving bad reps are clowns. Where will a good or bad rep get you in life? It's not that serious. Do any of you sensitive whiners have a sense of humor?

Rep on this forum is like respect points, if you do something pointless which was a waste of time posting and a waste of time for the reader to read then that is a good reason to give bad rep. Sense of humor you say? What was so funny about the post?:|



Peace

[Rawr]

Didn't understand any of that.

[Doctor_Chode]

habbox - doctor chode = humourless + bland - a few exceptions

[ilovejordan]

omg dont confuse me i had maths today