Blonde Jokes Only!

[Jim Rotates]

I blonde walks up to a salesman and asks to buy a television, and the salesman, tells her that his store doesnt serve blondes, so she goes to the salon and becomes a brunette, and goes back to the same store the next day and asks the same question, the salesman, again, tells her, that he doesnt serve blondes, so she goes to the salon, and goes ginger. She goes back to same store and asks if she can buy a TV and the salesman, once again, tells her that he doesnt serve blondes, so she goes home, and shaves her hair off, then goes back to the same store and asks again, the salesman, tells her again, that he doesnt serve blondes, and finally the blonde asks him, how did he know she's a natural blonde, the salesman, replies by telling her that this isnt a TV store, it's where you buy microwaves

[8Marcus8]

this joke has been done!

[Jim Rotates]

sry, my bad

[Xaction]

Heres Some Lame Ones


Blonde Sits On A Chair At Her Computer

Her Mum Walks In

'' Wat Are You Doing With That Tipex?''

Blonde: I Miss Spelled Stupid, So Im Tipexing It

Mum: No, Your Getting It On The Chair,

Fact Of Joke: Mum Was Blonde 2




Blonde Walks Into A Shop

Picks Up A Magazine

Walks To The Counter

Shop Keeper: £3.99 Please

Blonde: Ive Only Have A £5 Note, It's Ok Ill Get It Another Time



I Kno Lame

[Fingerboots]

What do you call a Blonde with dyed hair?
- Artificial Intelligence

[Sketti]

9 blondes and a brunette hanging onto a rope which is dangling off a 100 storey building. They're trying to swing up - brunette's idea obviously - when they decide that there's too many of them - brunette again - the brunette steps up and the blondes are all so touch they all start to clap!
Hey hey! I just touch typed all of this!

[toxicnoodles]

ok how do u no if sum1 is blonde?

they ahve there tampon behind there ear andsshe dont no what she did with her cigarette.

i have another one.

a blonde, a brunette and a redhead r in the desert. there car runs out of petrol so they go to find a petrol station. they each take one thing. the blonde and the brunette asks the red-head what she took and she says food in case we get hungry. the blonde and the red head ask the brunette what she bought , she says water in case we get thirsty. the brunette and the red head ask the blonde what she brought. she says i bought the car door so if we get hot we can wind the window down.

i love them jokes

toxicnoodles.

:iamwithst

[8Marcus8]

lol those r good :p

[Sketti]

How do you know if a blondes been using you computer with Word?
There's tipex all over the screen.

How do you know is a blonde's burgles you?
You end up with more stuff than you started with!