Basics of German ;]

[nets]

Mein Name ist Josh, die wurde kompliziert.

[Kotu]

The original poster used an online translator, if you said half that stuff to a German, they'd understand but they'd look at you funny. English doesn't translate accurately into German.

Here's the actual sentences:

Hello, how are you? - Hallo, wie gehts?

I am fine, thanks. - Ich bin gut, danke. Fein isn't the correct word to use in this situation - it's percieve differently in German.

English - Englisch

I am bored - Ich bin gabort

Chicken - Huhn

We come in peace - Wir kommen in Frieden - Frieden means outdoors, as in a peacefil out doors surrounding :p And, I am unsure how you'd say it in this context.

Online translators = NIL Point.

[Dominic]

I'm taking german in school right now and the teacher is so rude. LOL

[Webhamster]

Hello, how are you? - Hallo, wie geht es Ihnen? - Hallo, we gayt es inen
I am fine, thanks. - Ich bin fein, Dank. - Eeeech bin fine, dank.
English - Englisch - Eng-leesh
I am bored - Ich werde gebohrt - Eeeech were-d geh-bort
Chicken - Huhn - Hun
We come in peace - Wir kommen in Frieden - Virkom-en in fry-den

Well thats how you prounounce them, I think, in red.


Plus non of this really makes sense, it's been put into something like Babel - Baybell - and I'm surprised no one has mentioned this, maybe someone has. Infact someone has, can't remember their name.

[Kotu]

Definately just been translated online, because of the words are being used in the wrong context - like Frieden, that is refering to an open space, outside... lol.

And, as you've said, they make no sense. I did German at GCSE, so these phrases are quite easy for me. Bar the last.

[Flauvo]

I did want to do German for GCSE, but unfortunately I couldn't. I did it from year 7 - 9.

Here's a handy saying (I think it's right anyway):
"Was ist das auf Englisch?"- What is that in English?

Thats wrong it's

Wie sagt man "input here" auf Englisch/Deutcsch

[Pawf]

Thats wrong it's

Wie sagt man "input here" auf Englisch/Deutcsch

Doesn't that mean "how does one say ... in German/English?"

[nets]

Blitzarbleiter - Lightening conductor
Leuchtturme - Lighthouse
Tischtanzen - Table dancing
Strassenwohner - Tramp

[emo...]

Months

Januar - January (yanuar)
februar- Febuary (febrooar)
Marz - March (Mertz) Mer is pronounce like a female horse as in mare.
april - april (ap-RIL)
Mai- May
juni - june (yuni)
Juli- July (yuli)
August - guess! (ow-gurst)
September- guess! (Sep-tem- BARE)
Oktober- October (Oc-to-BER)
November- Guess! (nov-em-BER)
Dezember- December (Detz-em-BER)

Hope it helped!