I Bought At The Shop And Got More Money!

[Ziabotsu]

I bought Halo 2 for £40 and now I have £531
I found 10 pound on the street now i have £541
I then bought someone else's lunch for 50p and now I have £541.50
I got mugged and they stole £10.00 now I have £531.50
I accidently caused the shop shelf to fall down i paid £20.00 for the damages now i have £511.50
I took out a loan for some gold plated bunny ears, the interest rate went sky high and i lost £100 ! I now have £411.50
I went to the cinema, and bought a ticket I bought some sweets also the total came to £11.50, I now have £400
The wheel off my chair fell of, causing the death of my fish which cost me £8, now I have £392
I got the wheel on my chair fixed which cost £50.00 I now have £342
I found the winning lottery ticket and earned 10 grand! I now have £10,342 !
My toaster blew up which cost £25, Now I only have £10317
I rented a private jet to jamacia costing 3 grand and 1 p. I now have £7,316!
I needed a new pair of socks costing £2, now I have £7,314
With pure stupidity and hunger i bought 1 penny sweet. I now hav £7,313.
I got pretty drunk, met a girl and spent the night in a expensive hotel, I now hav 7,013
I bought 130 1p sweets and now I have £7,000
i got carried away at a casino i lost £6,999 now i have 1p
I bought a gummy bear with my 1p now im skint
I found a wallet with £759 in, But bought at laptop for £682, I now have £77
I Mugged An Old Lady And Stole 20p Now I Have £77.20
I took out a loan and i got an extra 20,000 grand so i now have 20,077.20
I Found A Bag Of Money, I Now Have £70,000
I paid off debt now i have 50,000pounds
I Ate £100 I Now Have £49,900 Pounds
I decided to bake custard pie and sell them for £1 each i sold 7,i have 49,893
I Robbed A Diamond Shop, But Caught. I Pay £49,893 For Bail. I'm Skint.
I Found A Bag Which Had 10p So I Hired Him For 1p An Hour To Mug People, I Now Have 9p
I sold the diamond shop I secretly stole again, and got £89,353,543

[Destar]

I bought Halo 2 for £40 and now I have £531
I found 10 pound on the street now i have £541
I then bought someone else's lunch for 50p and now I have £541.50
I got mugged and they stole £10.00 now I have £531.50
I accidently caused the shop shelf to fall down i paid £20.00 for the damages now i have £511.50
I took out a loan for some gold plated bunny ears, the interest rate went sky high and i lost £100 ! I now have £411.50
I went to the cinema, and bought a ticket I bought some sweets also the total came to £11.50, I now have £400
The wheel off my chair fell of, causing the death of my fish which cost me £8, now I have £392
I got the wheel on my chair fixed which cost £50.00 I now have £342
I found the winning lottery ticket and earned 10 grand! I now have £10,342 !
My toaster blew up which cost £25, Now I only have £10317
I rented a private jet to jamacia costing 3 grand and 1 p. I now have £7,316!
I needed a new pair of socks costing £2, now I have £7,314
With pure stupidity and hunger i bought 1 penny sweet. I now hav £7,313.
I got pretty drunk, met a girl and spent the night in a expensive hotel, I now hav 7,013
I bought 130 1p sweets and now I have £7,000
i got carried away at a casino i lost £6,999 now i have 1p
I bought a gummy bear with my 1p now im skint
I found a wallet with £759 in, But bought at laptop for £682, I now have £77
I Mugged An Old Lady And Stole 20p Now I Have £77.20
I took out a loan and i got an extra 20,000 grand so i now have 20,077.20
I Found A Bag Of Money, I Now Have £70,000
I paid off debt now i have 50,000pounds
I Ate £100 I Now Have £49,900 Pounds
I decided to bake custard pie and sell them for £1 each i sold 7,i have 49,893
I Robbed A Diamond Shop, But Caught. I Pay £49,893 For Bail. I'm Skint.
I Found A Bag Which Had 10p So I Hired Him For 1p An Hour To Mug People, I Now Have 9p
I sold the diamond shop I secretly stole again, and got £89,353,543
I sold the diamond shop on ebay and only got 1p for it, now i have £89,353,544

[Jesus-Egg]

I bought Halo 2 for £40 and now I have £531
I found 10 pound on the street now i have £541
I then bought someone else's lunch for 50p and now I have £541.50
I got mugged and they stole £10.00 now I have £531.50
I accidently caused the shop shelf to fall down i paid £20.00 for the damages now i have £511.50
I took out a loan for some gold plated bunny ears, the interest rate went sky high and i lost £100 ! I now have £411.50
I went to the cinema, and bought a ticket I bought some sweets also the total came to £11.50, I now have £400
The wheel off my chair fell of, causing the death of my fish which cost me £8, now I have £392
I got the wheel on my chair fixed which cost £50.00 I now have £342
I found the winning lottery ticket and earned 10 grand! I now have £10,342 !
My toaster blew up which cost £25, Now I only have £10317
I rented a private jet to jamacia costing 3 grand and 1 p. I now have £7,316!
I needed a new pair of socks costing £2, now I have £7,314
With pure stupidity and hunger i bought 1 penny sweet. I now hav £7,313.
I got pretty drunk, met a girl and spent the night in a expensive hotel, I now hav 7,013
I bought 130 1p sweets and now I have £7,000
i got carried away at a casino i lost £6,999 now i have 1p
I bought a gummy bear with my 1p now im skint
I found a wallet with £759 in, But bought at laptop for £682, I now have £77
I Mugged An Old Lady And Stole 20p Now I Have £77.20
I took out a loan and i got an extra 20,000 grand so i now have 20,077.20
I Found A Bag Of Money, I Now Have £70,000
I paid off debt now i have 50,000pounds
I Ate £100 I Now Have £49,900 Pounds
I decided to bake custard pie and sell them for £1 each i sold 7,i have 49,893
I Robbed A Diamond Shop, But Caught. I Pay £49,893 For Bail. I'm Skint.
I Found A Bag Which Had 10p So I Hired Him For 1p An Hour To Mug People, I Now Have 9p
I sold the diamond shop I secretly stole again, and got £89,353,543
I sold the diamond shop on ebay and only got 1p for it, now i have £89,353,544
I got mugged by and old lady and lost £89,353,542 now i only have £2

[Dave,]

I bought Halo 2 for £40 and now I have £531
I found 10 pound on the street now i have £541
I then bought someone else's lunch for 50p and now I have £541.50
I got mugged and they stole £10.00 now I have £531.50
I accidently caused the shop shelf to fall down i paid £20.00 for the damages now i have £511.50
I took out a loan for some gold plated bunny ears, the interest rate went sky high and i lost £100 ! I now have £411.50
I went to the cinema, and bought a ticket I bought some sweets also the total came to £11.50, I now have £400
The wheel off my chair fell of, causing the death of my fish which cost me £8, now I have £392
I got the wheel on my chair fixed which cost £50.00 I now have £342
I found the winning lottery ticket and earned 10 grand! I now have £10,342 !
My toaster blew up which cost £25, Now I only have £10317
I rented a private jet to jamacia costing 3 grand and 1 p. I now have £7,316!
I needed a new pair of socks costing £2, now I have £7,314
With pure stupidity and hunger i bought 1 penny sweet. I now hav £7,313.
I got pretty drunk, met a girl and spent the night in a expensive hotel, I now hav 7,013
I bought 130 1p sweets and now I have £7,000
i got carried away at a casino i lost £6,999 now i have 1p
I bought a gummy bear with my 1p now im skint
I found a wallet with £759 in, But bought at laptop for £682, I now have £77
I Mugged An Old Lady And Stole 20p Now I Have £77.20
I took out a loan and i got an extra 20,000 grand so i now have 20,077.20
I Found A Bag Of Money, I Now Have £70,000
I paid off debt now i have 50,000pounds
I Ate £100 I Now Have £49,900 Pounds
I decided to bake custard pie and sell them for £1 each i sold 7,i have 49,893
I Robbed A Diamond Shop, But Caught. I Pay £49,893 For Bail. I'm Skint.
I Found A Bag Which Had 10p So I Hired Him For 1p An Hour To Mug People, I Now Have 9p
I sold the diamond shop I secretly stole again, and got £89,353,543
I sold the diamond shop on ebay and only got 1p for it, now i have £89,353,544
I got mugged by and old lady and lost £89,353,542 now i only have £2
I found out a relative passed away and left me £100 000, but then I bought a new car for £80 000, I now have £20 002 left.

[Pulchritudinous]

I bought Halo 2 for £40 and now I have £531
I found 10 pound on the street now i have £541
I then bought someone else's lunch for 50p and now I have £541.50
I got mugged and they stole £10.00 now I have £531.50
I accidently caused the shop shelf to fall down i paid £20.00 for the damages now i have £511.50
I took out a loan for some gold plated bunny ears, the interest rate went sky high and i lost £100 ! I now have £411.50
I went to the cinema, and bought a ticket I bought some sweets also the total came to £11.50, I now have £400
The wheel off my chair fell of, causing the death of my fish which cost me £8, now I have £392
I got the wheel on my chair fixed which cost £50.00 I now have £342
I found the winning lottery ticket and earned 10 grand! I now have £10,342 !
My toaster blew up which cost £25, Now I only have £10317
I rented a private jet to jamacia costing 3 grand and 1 p. I now have £7,316!
I needed a new pair of socks costing £2, now I have £7,314
With pure stupidity and hunger i bought 1 penny sweet. I now hav £7,313.
I got pretty drunk, met a girl and spent the night in a expensive hotel, I now hav 7,013
I bought 130 1p sweets and now I have £7,000
i got carried away at a casino i lost £6,999 now i have 1p
I bought a gummy bear with my 1p now im skint
I found a wallet with £759 in, But bought at laptop for £682, I now have £77
I Mugged An Old Lady And Stole 20p Now I Have £77.20
I took out a loan and i got an extra 20,000 grand so i now have 20,077.20
I Found A Bag Of Money, I Now Have £70,000
I paid off debt now i have 50,000pounds
I Ate £100 I Now Have £49,900 Pounds
I decided to bake custard pie and sell them for £1 each i sold 7,i have 49,893
I Robbed A Diamond Shop, But Caught. I Pay £49,893 For Bail. I'm Skint.
I Found A Bag Which Had 10p So I Hired Him For 1p An Hour To Mug People, I Now Have 9p
I sold the diamond shop I secretly stole again, and got £89,353,543
I sold the diamond shop on ebay and only got 1p for it, now i have £89,353,544
I got mugged by and old lady and lost £89,353,542 now i only have £2
I found out a relative passed away and left me £100 000, but then I bought a new car for £80 000, I now have £20 002 left.
I bought a house on a un-inhabited island for £18,002 and got tired of eating coconuts so ate £1999, leaving me with one precious penny.

[Jesus-Egg]

I bought Halo 2 for £40 and now I have £531
I found 10 pound on the street now i have £541
I then bought someone else's lunch for 50p and now I have £541.50
I got mugged and they stole £10.00 now I have £531.50
I accidently caused the shop shelf to fall down i paid £20.00 for the damages now i have £511.50
I took out a loan for some gold plated bunny ears, the interest rate went sky high and i lost £100 ! I now have £411.50
I went to the cinema, and bought a ticket I bought some sweets also the total came to £11.50, I now have £400
The wheel off my chair fell of, causing the death of my fish which cost me £8, now I have £392
I got the wheel on my chair fixed which cost £50.00 I now have £342
I found the winning lottery ticket and earned 10 grand! I now have £10,342 !
My toaster blew up which cost £25, Now I only have £10317
I rented a private jet to jamacia costing 3 grand and 1 p. I now have £7,316!
I needed a new pair of socks costing £2, now I have £7,314
With pure stupidity and hunger i bought 1 penny sweet. I now hav £7,313.
I got pretty drunk, met a girl and spent the night in a expensive hotel, I now hav 7,013
I bought 130 1p sweets and now I have £7,000
i got carried away at a casino i lost £6,999 now i have 1p
I bought a gummy bear with my 1p now im skint
I found a wallet with £759 in, But bought at laptop for £682, I now have £77
I Mugged An Old Lady And Stole 20p Now I Have £77.20
I took out a loan and i got an extra 20,000 grand so i now have 20,077.20
I Found A Bag Of Money, I Now Have £70,000
I paid off debt now i have 50,000pounds
I Ate £100 I Now Have £49,900 Pounds
I decided to bake custard pie and sell them for £1 each i sold 7,i have 49,893
I Robbed A Diamond Shop, But Caught. I Pay £49,893 For Bail. I'm Skint.
I Found A Bag Which Had 10p So I Hired Him For 1p An Hour To Mug People, I Now Have 9p
I sold the diamond shop I secretly stole again, and got £89,353,543
I sold the diamond shop on ebay and only got 1p for it, now i have £89,353,544
I got mugged by and old lady and lost £89,353,542 now i only have £2
I found out a relative passed away and left me £100 000, but then I bought a new car for £80 000, I now have £20 002 left.
I bought a house on a un-inhabited island for £18,002 and got tired of eating coconuts so ate £1999, leaving me with one precious penny.
An old school 'friend' says he'll kill me if i don't give hime a million pounds! I am now £999,999.99 in debt

[ramjet]

I bought Halo 2 for £40 and now I have £531
I found 10 pound on the street now i have £541
I then bought someone else's lunch for 50p and now I have £541.50
I got mugged and they stole £10.00 now I have £531.50
I accidently caused the shop shelf to fall down i paid £20.00 for the damages now i have £511.50
I took out a loan for some gold plated bunny ears, the interest rate went sky high and i lost £100 ! I now have £411.50
I went to the cinema, and bought a ticket I bought some sweets also the total came to £11.50, I now have £400
The wheel off my chair fell of, causing the death of my fish which cost me £8, now I have £392
I got the wheel on my chair fixed which cost £50.00 I now have £342
I found the winning lottery ticket and earned 10 grand! I now have £10,342 !
My toaster blew up which cost £25, Now I only have £10317
I rented a private jet to jamacia costing 3 grand and 1 p. I now have £7,316!
I needed a new pair of socks costing £2, now I have £7,314
With pure stupidity and hunger i bought 1 penny sweet. I now hav £7,313.
I got pretty drunk, met a girl and spent the night in a expensive hotel, I now hav 7,013
I bought 130 1p sweets and now I have £7,000
i got carried away at a casino i lost £6,999 now i have 1p
I bought a gummy bear with my 1p now im skint
I found a wallet with £759 in, But bought at laptop for £682, I now have £77
I Mugged An Old Lady And Stole 20p Now I Have £77.20
I took out a loan and i got an extra 20,000 grand so i now have 20,077.20
I Found A Bag Of Money, I Now Have £70,000
I paid off debt now i have 50,000pounds
I Ate £100 I Now Have £49,900 Pounds
I decided to bake custard pie and sell them for £1 each i sold 7,i have 49,893
I Robbed A Diamond Shop, But Caught. I Pay £49,893 For Bail. I'm Skint.
I Found A Bag Which Had 10p So I Hired Him For 1p An Hour To Mug People, I Now Have 9p
I sold the diamond shop I secretly stole again, and got £89,353,543
I sold the diamond shop on ebay and only got 1p for it, now i have £89,353,544
I got mugged by and old lady and lost £89,353,542 now i only have £2
I found out a relative passed away and left me £100 000, but then I bought a new car for £80 000, I now have £20 002 left.
I bought a house on a un-inhabited island for £18,002 and got tired of eating coconuts so ate £1999, leaving me with one precious penny.
An old school 'friend' says he'll kill me if i don't give hime a million pounds! I am now £999,999.99 in debt
Sell all my hair to raise money I now have 50p and no hair

[Dazzle]

I bought Halo 2 for £40 and now I have £531
I found 10 pound on the street now i have £541
I then bought someone else's lunch for 50p and now I have £541.50
I got mugged and they stole £10.00 now I have £531.50
I accidently caused the shop shelf to fall down i paid £20.00 for the damages now i have £511.50
I took out a loan for some gold plated bunny ears, the interest rate went sky high and i lost £100 ! I now have £411.50
I went to the cinema, and bought a ticket I bought some sweets also the total came to £11.50, I now have £400
The wheel off my chair fell of, causing the death of my fish which cost me £8, now I have £392
I got the wheel on my chair fixed which cost £50.00 I now have £342
I found the winning lottery ticket and earned 10 grand! I now have £10,342 !
My toaster blew up which cost £25, Now I only have £10317
I rented a private jet to jamacia costing 3 grand and 1 p. I now have £7,316!
I needed a new pair of socks costing £2, now I have £7,314
With pure stupidity and hunger i bought 1 penny sweet. I now hav £7,313.
I got pretty drunk, met a girl and spent the night in a expensive hotel, I now hav 7,013
I bought 130 1p sweets and now I have £7,000
i got carried away at a casino i lost £6,999 now i have 1p
I bought a gummy bear with my 1p now im skint
I found a wallet with £759 in, But bought at laptop for £682, I now have £77
I Mugged An Old Lady And Stole 20p Now I Have £77.20
I took out a loan and i got an extra 20,000 grand so i now have 20,077.20
I Found A Bag Of Money, I Now Have £70,000
I paid off debt now i have 50,000pounds
I Ate £100 I Now Have £49,900 Pounds
I decided to bake custard pie and sell them for £1 each i sold 7,i have 49,893
I Robbed A Diamond Shop, But Caught. I Pay £49,893 For Bail. I'm Skint.
I Found A Bag Which Had 10p So I Hired Him For 1p An Hour To Mug People, I Now Have 9p
I sold the diamond shop I secretly stole again, and got £89,353,543
I sold the diamond shop on ebay and only got 1p for it, now i have £89,353,544
I got mugged by and old lady and lost £89,353,542 now i only have £2
I found out a relative passed away and left me £100 000, but then I bought a new car for £80 000, I now have £20 002 left.
I bought a house on a un-inhabited island for £18,002 and got tired of eating coconuts so ate £1999, leaving me with one precious penny.
An old school 'friend' says he'll kill me if i don't give hime a million pounds! I am now £999,999.99 in debt
Sell all my hair to raise money I now have 50p and no hair
I bought a public toilet for 50p now im skint again >

[FRISC0]

I bought Halo 2 for £40 and now I have £531
I found 10 pound on the street now i have £541
I then bought someone else's lunch for 50p and now I have £541.50
I got mugged and they stole £10.00 now I have £531.50
I accidently caused the shop shelf to fall down i paid £20.00 for the damages now i have £511.50
I took out a loan for some gold plated bunny ears, the interest rate went sky high and i lost £100 ! I now have £411.50
I went to the cinema, and bought a ticket I bought some sweets also the total came to £11.50, I now have £400
The wheel off my chair fell of, causing the death of my fish which cost me £8, now I have £392
I got the wheel on my chair fixed which cost £50.00 I now have £342
I found the winning lottery ticket and earned 10 grand! I now have £10,342 !
My toaster blew up which cost £25, Now I only have £10317
I rented a private jet to jamacia costing 3 grand and 1 p. I now have £7,316!
I needed a new pair of socks costing £2, now I have £7,314
With pure stupidity and hunger i bought 1 penny sweet. I now hav £7,313.
I got pretty drunk, met a girl and spent the night in a expensive hotel, I now hav 7,013
I bought 130 1p sweets and now I have £7,000
i got carried away at a casino i lost £6,999 now i have 1p
I bought a gummy bear with my 1p now im skint
I found a wallet with £759 in, But bought at laptop for £682, I now have £77
I Mugged An Old Lady And Stole 20p Now I Have £77.20
I took out a loan and i got an extra 20,000 grand so i now have 20,077.20
I Found A Bag Of Money, I Now Have £70,000
I paid off debt now i have 50,000pounds
I Ate £100 I Now Have £49,900 Pounds
I decided to bake custard pie and sell them for £1 each i sold 7,i have 49,893
I Robbed A Diamond Shop, But Caught. I Pay £49,893 For Bail. I'm Skint.
I Found A Bag Which Had 10p So I Hired Him For 1p An Hour To Mug People, I Now Have 9p
I went to Asda and brought 14 tins of soup (Smart Price Of Course) for 9P BARGIAN!! Now i have £0.00p

[wootzy]

I bought Halo 2 for £40 and now I have £531
I found 10 pound on the street now i have £541
I then bought someone else's lunch for 50p and now I have £541.50
I got mugged and they stole £10.00 now I have £531.50
I accidently caused the shop shelf to fall down i paid £20.00 for the damages now i have £511.50
I took out a loan for some gold plated bunny ears, the interest rate went sky high and i lost £100 ! I now have £411.50
I went to the cinema, and bought a ticket I bought some sweets also the total came to £11.50, I now have £400
The wheel off my chair fell of, causing the death of my fish which cost me £8, now I have £392
I got the wheel on my chair fixed which cost £50.00 I now have £342
I found the winning lottery ticket and earned 10 grand! I now have £10,342 !
My toaster blew up which cost £25, Now I only have £10317
I rented a private jet to jamacia costing 3 grand and 1 p. I now have £7,316!
I needed a new pair of socks costing £2, now I have £7,314
With pure stupidity and hunger i bought 1 penny sweet. I now hav £7,313.
I got pretty drunk, met a girl and spent the night in a expensive hotel, I now hav 7,013
I bought 130 1p sweets and now I have £7,000
i got carried away at a casino i lost £6,999 now i have 1p
I bought a gummy bear with my 1p now im skint
I found a wallet with £759 in, But bought at laptop for £682, I now have £77
I Mugged An Old Lady And Stole 20p Now I Have £77.20
I took out a loan and i got an extra 20,000 grand so i now have 20,077.20
I Found A Bag Of Money, I Now Have £70,000
I paid off debt now i have 50,000pounds
I Ate £100 I Now Have £49,900 Pounds
I decided to bake custard pie and sell them for £1 each i sold 7,i have 49,893
I Robbed A Diamond Shop, But Caught. I Pay £49,893 For Bail. I'm Skint.
I Found A Bag Which Had 10p So I Hired Him For 1p An Hour To Mug People, I Now Have 9p
I went to Asda and brought 14 tins of soup (Smart Price Of Course) for 9P BARGIAN!! Now i have £0.00p
I then went toilet and a had apoo and out popped a £2 coin, now I have £2