Make Me Laugh - Ends 11th March

[Norsk]

Habbo name: Norsk
Joke: A Blonde, A Brunette and a Red head all took an IQ test. The question master asked them, "How many D's in indiana Jones?" The brunette replied, "1" and the Red head replied "1". But the blone asked the question master for some extra time. The man agreeded but looked puzzled. After a long time, the blonde returned. Her answer to the question was "D D D D, D D D, D D D, D D D D D..." (The theme tune).

[burny-boy]

habbo name : burny-boy1
habbox name : burny-boy

my joke:

a man walks into a bar and takes a foot high man with a piano out of his pocket. "how did you get that?" asked the man next to him. i wished on this magic genie here have a go. the man said "i wish i had a million bucks!" and then 1 million ducks fell on him. "oh! didn't i tell you? he's a bit deaf. when i wished i got a 12 inch pianist.

[.mcgovlau.]

Habbo: .McGovlau.
Joke: What was the gangsta movie rated? G.....UNIT! (made that one up myself)

[captain-sin]

Habbo Name: captain-sin

Entry : What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?

Anyone Can Roast Beef

[miss-borthy]

Habbo Name: Miss-borthy
My Joke: A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, ''Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?''

Then the lady answered, ''Excuse me, I think this is a goose.''

And the bartender says, ''Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.''

[shaney!]

A man was sent to hell for his sins.As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment,he passed a room where an accountant was having a conversation with a beautiful young women."What a rip-off,"the man muttered."i have to roast for all eternity and that accountant gets to spend it with a beautiful young women."Jabbing the man with his pitchfork,the escorting demon snarled,"who are you to question that women's punishment?"

:p

[Snickers.]

Habbo name - Dimple.

Long Joke -
Two boy scouts went on a nature hike in the hills picking hickory nuts.
Along the way, they filled their small pails and then started to fill their pockets and shirts.
When they could hold no more nuts, they started down the country road until they came across a cemetery. The boys decided that would be a good place to stop and rest and divide out the nuts.
The two boys sat in the shade of a large oak tree and unloaded their pockets and buckets by dumping all of the nuts in a large pile.
In the process, two of them rolled away and rested near the road. The boys then proceeded to divide out the nuts. "One for you. One for me. One for you. One for me."
As they were doing this, another boy was passing by and happened to hear them. He looked into the cemetery, but could not see the boys, because they were obscured by the tree. He hesitated a moment and then ran back to town.
"Father! Father!" he yelled as he entered his house. "The cemetery. Come quick!"
"What's the matter?" his father asked.
"No time to explain," the boy frantically panted. "Follow me!"
The boy and his father ran up the country road and stopped when they reached the cemetery. They stopped at the side of the road and all fell silent for a few moments. Then the father asked his son what was wrong.
"Do you hear that?" he whispered. Both people listened intently and heard the Scouts. "One for me. One for you. One for me. One for you..."
The boy then blurted out, "The devil and the Lord are dividing the souls!"
The father was skeptical but silent -- until a few moments later as the Scouts completed dividing out the nuts and one Scout said to the other, "Now, as soon as we get those two nuts down by the road, we'll have them all."

Lmao ;D

[Wallmart]

Habbo name: Wallmart

My joke:

A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it.

Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed instructions, undressed, and bent over. The first thing the proctologist saw when he looked up the man's bottom was that eye staring right back at him. "You know, " said the doctor, "you really have to learn to trust me."

Thanks a ton

[-Slam-]

[colour=lime]xxx[/colour]
Habbo Name: -=slam-dunk=-

Joke: One day, a blonde was walking down the street. Suddenly she heard a huge chrasing sound, *BANG*, She heard a lady shouting someone help, So the Blonde rushed over curiously and there was a man lying on the floor as he had just been ran over by a car. The women screamed at the blonde to dial 911, the blonde pulled out her mobile phone and began to dial, Then all of a sudden she went blank, The lady yelled, "Come on, This man could be dieing! Whats wrong?", the Blonde replyed " Well I've found the 9 but i can't find the 11!"

He He (No offence to blondes)

[ThugLikeMe]

Habbo Name : ThugLikeMe

Joke :

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

Lmao I Fort This Was Funny
But U Might Not