Fetilised please. =D
And if you said half of these, you'd get slapped.![]()

Fetilised please. =D
And if you said half of these, you'd get slapped.![]()
A bit of both.![]()
Ha ha, awesome. But scrambled please.
Lame one.
If I could re-arange the alphabet, i'd put U and I together.
In Soviet Russia, TV watches you. Seriously.
Dun dun Dunnnnn.
RAB rocks.
Honey, I'm new in this town, dya think I could have directions to your house?
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You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming.
Have you lost your keys? Here, Have mine.
I sold my keys on ebay!![]()
I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
Im good at this![]()
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"Damn, excuse me, I've forgotten my phone number... ARGH! Can I have yours."
I'm sorry miss I seem to have split some drink on your trousers, let me just rub it off.
More of a "getting closer" line than a pick up line
In Soviet Russia, TV watches you. Seriously.
Dun dun Dunnnnn.
RAB rocks.
Best One:
Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard.
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