Death Psychic

[Scorpio]

While on a boat, you slip and fall overboard. As you struggle to climb back in, your hands are chopped off by the motor's blades. You sink beneath the water as you bleed profusely.

Note to self; don't be lazy and row...

[ilovejordan]

A man posing as an employee with the gas company knocks on your door, and you let him in. Once inside your home, the man ties you to a chair at gunpoint and wraps your face in duct tape. Your home is burglarized, and prior to leaving, the man shoots you in the back of the head several times, executioner style.


roflmao :] how cool

[Kyle.tk]

A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board).

Never been on a plane, and now i dont want to

[ilovejordan]

You die from a ruptured spleen.



Nice.. o.0;

I'll save you baby

[Cubeh]

He he, ma bros is.
While you're in bed with another woman, your wife comes home and catches you in the act. In a fit of rage, she stabs you to death violently with a pair of scissors.

That sounds just right

[ilovejordan]

roflmao. Painful

[dannyboymed]

A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane.

I'll remember never to go near a mime in my life..

[James!]

While on a camping trip, you become trapped in an outhouse for days. To avoid starvation, you eat some of the waste matter floating in the toilet water. You become violently ill and die shortly thereafter.

Woohoo!

[Mario]

mines funny You are beaten to death by a disgruntled store clerk with a gallon of milk.

[dannyboymed]

Get your family to always buy your milk for you

And Shivard, you're disgusting.