Lucky Shivard. Sounds yummy![]()

Lucky Shivard. Sounds yummy![]()
Last edited by Cubeh; 21-04-2006 at 12:25 PM.
In Soviet Russia, TV watches you. Seriously.
Dun dun Dunnnnn.
RAB rocks.
Ew you dirty arab ;xOriginally Posted by Shivard
While on a camping trip, you become trapped in an outhouse for days. To avoid starvation, you eat some of the waste matter floating in the toilet water. You become violently ill and die shortly thereafter.
Woohoo!
And then theres DeathClock.com to see when this will happen to you!
So This will happen to me:
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up.
At:
Sunday, March 1, 2065
Last edited by Neversoft; 21-04-2006 at 03:19 PM.
Try Homer simpson and Kennedy ;p It says Kennedy is dead and Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, DeathAlso try Britney Spears it made me rofl
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While swimming, a power line falls into the pool you're in, sending a million volts of electricity through your body. You're fried instantly.
While working late one night, the janitor mistakes you for an intruder and beats you to death with a ridiculously large ring of keys.
hmmm...
Incase you cannot read my signature properly, my user name on runescape is Scriptermone.
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Go on try britney!Originally Posted by Scorpio
Try Homer simpson and Kennedy ;p It says Kennedy is dead and Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, DeathAlso try Britney Spears it made me rofl
A disgruntled sandwich shop employee puts a razor blade onto your sandwich. The razor deeply cuts your mouth and tongue numerous times, and you nervously choke to death on your own blood.
You are bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel. You die from rabies days later.
While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.
oh fun.
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