Death Psychic

[ilovejordan]

While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.


oh fun.

roflmao i've never been in a hardware store..

[Chaz]

In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by the mob.

[kasi]

roflmao i've never been in a hardware store..

lmao i have but i dont plan on going to one any more...

[Chaz]

NO! WAIT!

I like this one better!

While sunbathing in your yard, a commercial airliner accidentally unloads its waste tank. You are impaled by several spears of frozen urine which fall from 30,000 feet above you.

[ilovejordan]

NO! WAIT!

I like this one better!

While sunbathing in your yard, a commercial airliner accidentally unloads its waste tank. You are impaled by several spears of frozen urine which fall from 30,000 feet above you.

Eww and kassie i dont think i'm gonna be home alone again

[MattUH]

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are skinned alive and left in an abandoned warehouse.

Dont i feel lucky.

[ilovejordan]

ouch @ track
and i typed in my full first name n got ;

While enjoying the cooking experience at a teppanyaki grill, your skilled but inebriated chef errantly sends a knife end over end until it buries itself in your forehead.


LOL

[Chaz]

ouch @ track
and i typed in my full first name n got ;

While enjoying the cooking experience at a teppanyaki grill, your skilled but inebriated chef errantly sends a knife end over end until it buries itself in your forehead.


LOL

I'm not cookin' tonight love

[ilovejordan]

roflmao
i typed my middle name n gott ;

You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business.

whats with me bein taken hostage and shot in the head ;[

[MattUH]

roflmao
i typed my middle name n gott ;

You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business.

whats with me bein taken hostage and shot in the head ;[

DONT WORRY WE WILL PROTECT YOU