alas for i hath misplaced the holy toothbrush, woe into my genitials.

alas for i hath misplaced the holy toothbrush, woe into my genitials.
Little lamb, who made thee?
Little lamb, who made thee?
Little lamb, I'll tell thee,
Little lamb, I'll tell thee!
He is called by thy name,
For he calls himself a lamb;
woe is me.... helen hath lost her electric toothbrush
Last edited by вєску; 23-04-2006 at 01:07 AM.
ALAS UNTO THE ADMINS WHO SHALT PISHY THEIR PANTIES, SORROW UNTO TO THEIR PUMPUMS.
Alas my dear chum, I hath soiled my pantyloons.Originally Posted by Hellybelly
ALAS UNTO THE ADMINS WHO SHALT PISHY THEIR PANTIES, SORROW UNTO TO THEIR PUMPUMS.
ALAS! WOE UNTO US, WHEN THOU ADMINS DISCOVER OUR HOLY SPLOOGE LAND! THEIR TOUCHÉ WILL CONTAMINATE THE SPLOOGE. WOE IS US!Originally Posted by Hellybelly
ALAS UNTO THE ADMINS WHO SHALT PISHY THEIR PANTIES, SORROW UNTO TO THEIR PUMPUMS.
WOE IS THEM, THEY HATH WET DREAMS AND COVERD IN SPLOOGE.
DID THOU RECEIVE MY TEXT BECAUSE, ALAS! I DID NOT KNOW IF IT HAD SENT! WOE IS ME!Originally Posted by xeu
WOE IS THEM, THEY HATH WET DREAMS AND COVERD IN SPLOOGE.
ALAS, DO NOT SUCKETH UPON MINE HOLY NIPPLETS FOR JANE HATH COMMITED TRECHARY AND STOLEN THEIR SPLOOGE, HATRED UPON HEROriginally Posted by Janeh
ALAS! WOE UNTO US, WHEN THOU ADMINS DISCOVER OUR HOLY SPLOOGE LAND! THEIR TOUCHÉ WILL CONTAMINATE THE SPLOOGE. WOE IS US!
ALAS I DID NOT FOR YOUR PHONE IS THY CRAP.Originally Posted by Janeh
DID THOU RECEIVE MY TEXT BECAUSE, ALAS! I DID NOT KNOW IF IT HAD SENT! WOE IS ME!
ALAS IT WAS A PICTURE MESSAGE AND IT WAS BEING A BIG GHEY. WOE UNTO ME!Originally Posted by xeu
ALAS I DID NOT FOR YOUR PHONE IS THY CRAP.
ALAS, BECCA HATH ENTERED THE ANUS OF NO RETURN. WOE UNTO HER!
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