The evolution of habbo

[Kardan]

Many mistakes I was in a rush:

Chapter 1: The Meet the Manager Era

*Pls read the Sulake video thread so you know what this is about*

Jibbi: Ok *Looks through notes* today’s meeting is bout the new manager in 2 years time…
Frodude: Yo leaving?
Jibbi: Oh sorry… You’re the habbos. Ignore me. I’m not leaving in 2 years  Anyway I am your new manager
Wirah: That’s not leaving in 2 years
Pret: *Smiles at kids*
Jibbi: So yeah… You’ve met us going on the macs and play
Frodude: I’m gonna whoop you at Wobble Squabble
Ricco: Jibbi…
Jibbi: Yes…
Ricco: Can I have habbo club pls…
Jibbi: You’re a noob. I thought Jay picked HC
Ricco: It ran out this morning *laughs*
Jibbi; No now go and beg Sonicmouse for some rares
Ricco: Ok
Pret: *Smiles* Hey Frodude
Frodude: Go away! Your not me man! Now go before I kick you outta my room!
Pret: It’s the office…
Jibbi: Eluxy
Elux: Yes Jibbi
Jibbi: I want you to train to be a mod pls
Elux: Will do
Jibbi: I want you to make sure they don’t release the speaker’s corner
Elux: Okie doke.
Tracker-girl: Jibbi may I have a orange parasol please
Jibbi: Sure, whatever
Frodude: But Jibbi, yo like, you will destroy trade values
Jibbi: Well... If that happens I'll run to Argentina
Pret: Argentina's cold.
Jibbi: Peru then
Pret: Kk
Ricco: OMG A FRIEND REQUEST
Tracker-Girl: Who was it from?
Ricco: sxcgrl596
Tracker-Girl: Let me send you a friend request
Pret: I feel like being mean
Jibbi: Me too
Pret: Frodude what's your habbo name
Frodude: Frodude why?
Pret: I'M GONNA BAN YOU!
Frodude: Oh please no... I'll give you all my furni! PLS!
Pret: MUWAHAHAHAHAHA Banned for teasing Jibbi
Jibbi: And her hat!
Pret: And her hat...
Frodude: OMG NO! PLS! I BEG YOU!
Pret: Muwahahah *Clicks*
Frodude: OMG! A present
Elux: What's in it?
Frodude: OMG A PURPLE SMOKE MACHINE!
Elux: Ya what
Frodude: It's a purple smoke machine
Aapo: PRET! You’ve pressed the big purple button again!
Pret: Sorry finnish dude
Aapo: YOUR FIRED! Say you went back to University or something
Pret: Ok… But before I leave *Randomly bans habbos*
Aapo: Get out!
Frodude: Yo man, where did yew come from
Elux: This is like cool
Aapo: Go away pls Jibbi continue
Jibbi: Ok kids go *** whilst I give this kid a massage with my lovely green hat

Chapter 2: The Jibbi Era

Jibbi: Dionysus!
Dionysus: What?
Jibbi: We need rares
Dionysus: You only just asked. It’s been 7 months since the last rare
Glitterkat: May I suggest…
Jibbi: NO! I AM NOT GOING TO BE HEAD HOBBA AGAIN! ELUX WILL TAKE OVER! HE WILL RUN THE HOTEL!
Glitterkat: Actually…
Jibbi: No thanks
Dionysus: We need a assistant head hobba
Glitterkat: Exactly
Jibbi; Where do we get one from.
Glitterkat: Here’s one my parents prepared earlier
Redtiz: Hey sis… I mean kat…
Glitterkat: This is Redtiz
Jibbi: Hired. Now… Do you know any places that are warm…
Jay: Erm guys… fansites are popping up…
Jibbi: Fansites? Like habbox
Jay: Indeed
Jibbi: Ok I will gather them and make a meet and greet… until mean time…
Dionysus: LET’S RELEASE THE SPEAKER’S CORNER!
Elux: OMG NO! *Dies*
Glitterkat: Rare trades ruined…
Jibbi; Shut up, it’s not the throne so we’re fine…

In October in the first ever Meet and Greet room

Jibbi: Hello fellow fansite owners
Sierk: Hello, are you Jibbi, I believe so.
Jibbi: Shut up. I am leaving.
Sierk: Is GK the new HM?
Jibbi; Stop using short words.
Glitterkat: Hello.
Jay: Hello.
Jibbi: So… I don’t want you to tell the public.

HABBOX – EXCLUSIVE – CALLI… JIBBI IS LEAVING!

JIBBI IZ LEAVING GLITTERCAT IS NEW MANAGER

Meanwhile…

Jibbi: Dionysus is the temporary manager whilst I go off to Peru and look for Pret who is in Argentina… They will find someone off a street corner please.
Jay: Bye Jibbi
Glitterkat: I wanted the HM position
Jibbi: Only cause Elux is coming…

Chapter 3: The no hotel manager era

Dany: I can’t stand it no more!
Dionysus: What?
Dany: I’m going to… BRAZIL!
Glitterkat: What’s with the south American countries…
Dionysus: Muwaha… We need new player support person
Jay: And hotel manager…
Glitterkat: I’ll be hotel…
Dionysus: No. Ok. Think. What’s that hobba called.
Glitterkat: Lost_Witness
Dionysus: Hire him.
Boffin: Recent results show we need a marketing person thing.
Dionysus: Ok… Get someone from the UK that chases storms called Al.
Glitterkat: Only 1 person sir.
UKChaseral: Hey  Dionysus give me your pass and I’ll give you 23 credits
Dionysus: Ok.
Glitterkat: OMG IM BANNED!
Dionysus: SONICMOUSE IS TAKING OVER! LET’S USE HIM IN OUR HABBOWEEN QUEST!
Sonicmouse: Yes pls

Chapter 4: The Callie Era

Callie: Hello. I was hear to apply to be a cleaner.
Dionysus: Ok as hotel manager you boss us around make habbos happy release unreleased rares and give badges out ok.
Callie: I bought my own cleaning equipment.
Jay: Erm guys… Sulake want me in Finland.
Glitterkat: OMG! Don’t leave me with Elux. He hates me when the speaker’s got released and they won’t raise over 0.5 hc
Callie: What’s a hc?
Jay: Bye.
Lost_Witness: I can’t take it
Dionysus: Can’t take what
Lost_Witness: Looking at these emails and not replying!
Dionysus: Fine… Callie what should we do.
Callie: Can I have a cup of tea please.
Dionysus: Ok hire a tea lady!
Helkat: Howdy.
Glitterkat: Do you like cats?
Helkat: No. I like cats in hell though
Glitterkat: YOU MEAN LITTLE…
Elux: I’m coming for you…
Glitterkat: OMG!
Callie: Hello. Habbos. I am Callie.
Habbos: OMGZ!11111 WE WANT JIBBIZSZZ! SHE WENT TO PERUZZZZZZ! Calm down. SHUT UP!11111 OMGZZ HOBBAS WE L YOUYUFV.

A few months later.

Callie: This is the always salon badge
Habbox: A NEW BADGE HAS BEEN RELEASED. WHAT IZ A BADGE CONTACT US ON A PSOTCARD!
Callie; And here is the habboween badge
Habbox: It seems teeth have been released on the hotel.
Callie: X THING BADGES
Habbox: ‘X thing badges’ says Callie
Callie: And Christmas badges…
Glitterkat: YES YES YES!
Callie: What?
Glitterkat: Hobbas are leaving
Callie: You’ve lost your job lol!
Glitterkat: Yes! Elux ha ha!
Elux: I am still a moderator…
Glitterkat: OMG?! SINCE WHEN?!
Elux: Since Jibbi…
Glitterkat: Where is Jibbi
Callie: Who’s Jibbi?
Dionysus: Hello.
Callie: Hobbas gone
Habbox: Hobbas gone X’s take over
Yourhabbo: Habbox is wrong reports claim
Habbox; Impetuous.net has re-opened!

2006!

Callie: New player thing please…
Dionysus: What?
Callie: We need someone to replace Glitterkat
Dionysus: Why?
Callie; Glitterkat is in charge of player support
Dionysus: Ok… I saw metallica going past let’s get one of there supporters.
Heidster: Hello… May I eat your socks…
Callie: Ok nearly done. Loves badges… More rares…
Elux: HEIDSTER!
Heidster: OMG!
Elux: Were you… Tracker-Girl
Heidster: INDEED! OMG ELUX!
Elux: Hello *heart*
Callie: Ok all done.
Dionysus: We need pixel artist
Callie: Hire bubar then
Dionsysu: KK

GAME OVER HABO HOTEL

[HotJava]

I read the whole thing and enjoyed it. I am extremely proud that you did this because one, it was funny and two, Sulake are as annoying as how he summed it all up into this.

[chilloutrich]

rofl

[Billabong]

Lol very good +rep

[Allan]

I don't get it at all :rolleyes_

[dannyboymed]

nice.

[DMB-Hosting]

Yup nice. kkthxbia