Make Me Laugh - Ends 11th March

[-x-Kerrianne-x-]

1 blonde, 1 red head and 1 brunette all on their death beds
Brunette Died with a smile on her face because she was on a trampoline
Red head died with a smile on her face because she was in the park
Blonde died with a smile on her face because she thought she was having her picture taken but she got struck by lightening! real killer!

[CarolineQT2774]

Habbo Name: CarolineQT2774
Your Joke:

Christmas Joke!
3 men had to show something that was related to X-mas. One man showed his car keys and said they were jingle bells. One man showed a block of wood and said it was sleigh. Then one man showed ladie's underwear. "What do those have to do with X-mas?" the others asked. "Oh these are Carol's."
(Carols as in Christmas Carols and Carol's as in the name Carol)

[OmegaUltima]

Habbo name - GhostlyReason

JOKE -

A boy goes up to his father.

Boy : Dad, Is God a man or a woman?

Dad : Well son, He's both..

the next day...

Boy : Dad, Is God Black or White?

Dad thinks for a moment..

Dad : He's both son.. Both.

the next day...

Boy : Dad, Is God Michael Jackson?

[.:Bret.Hart:.]

Habbo name: .:Bret.Hart:.

Joke-

there were 3 guys. their names were hairy, ****, and Z. they were at the Grand Canyon and met a witch that would give one wish to them if they jump of the canyon. Hairy jumps first. he wishes to be a bird, and he flys away. **** jumps off. he wishes to be a rubber ball, and bounces away. when Z jumped off, he screamed, "HAIRY, ****!!!" and he turns into a hairy d*** and dies


LIKED it? THEN GIMME SOME REP

[Azela]

Habbo Name - Azela
Joke: GommeInc!


Done

[Refocus]

Habbo name: WonderGG

Joke:

Bob: Hiya bill, i'v got somthing to tell ya that might shock you...
Bill: what's that bob?
Bob: well i got a bike for my wife!
Bill: WOW! I didnt know she was worth that much!
Bob: yea, it was a really good trade.



(bom bom tshhhh)

[gigglez08]

Habbo Name: Gigglez08
Riddle/Joke: If there was a plane crash on the border of canada and the united states.. where would the survivers be burried?

:eusa_naug They are survivers!! They cant be burried!! Mwuhaha


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[paul!e]

Habbo Name : Paul!e

Joke :
I was on the beach, when this little lad came up to me....
He poured something all over my back, and said "here sir, this will make you brown"
... I said 'well what is it ?'
he sed "gravy"




BA DUM DUM TSHHHHHHHHHH

[bondish]

i dont care what u say but uve never herd this b4 coz i made it up
why does a bee have stiky hair? because it uses a honey comb

[Marricked]

Habbo Name : Marricked
Joke : A man was sitting eating chips when a dog and a woman went past and the dog started barking excitedly at the chips. The man said can I throw him a bit? and the woman said Sure! so the man picked the dog up and threw him over the fence.