Make Me Laugh - Ends 11th March

[mcmurtrie]

Habbo name:mcmurtrie
Joke:theres this woman she is really fat and she weighs around 30 stone and some1 threw a double decker bus at her and she said who threw dat stone!!!!
lmao
From ashleigh

[Plingo]

[Could well be the funniest joke ever, i laughed madly at this.]

What is pink and fluffy?
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PINK FLUFF

*waits for applause*

[Discountguy]

Habbo name: Discountguy
ok heres my joke

A man walks into a bar and bets the barman £50 he can fart the National Anthem. The bar man agrees and shakes on it.

The next minute the guy squats up on to the bar pulls down his trousers and makes a mess all over the bar. The bar man shouts in discrace " WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING" the man replies "hey even Pavarotti has to clear his throat befor he sings"

what did u think of it :eusa_clap

[Emerica]

Well My habbo name is .x.Adrenaline.x. and my login name is habborocks.

Ok here is 2

A man walks into a building and says doctor doctor, I Need glasses and the man says you sure do sir, this is a restaraunt. :s :rolleyes:


:S that was bad but o well

ok heres next


a blonde walks into a party and a lady says excuse me, some advice.... when you put tissues in ur bra.. take them out of the box first.

[?-Doc-?]

Sit Back Alice , Habbox, and Readers Since this Story/Joke Is Quite Long
Hey Everyone Now. First Off This is an oringal joke i was "inspirred" By A baby Column. No dont ask me WHY lol. i have a big sister. anways. Its Original, so u'll probably havent heard of it and its not that funny. ^^ i dont expect to win ( as i never do ) And i Hope u Enjoy ! Forum Name : ?-Doc-? Habbo(uk) name : ?-Doc-?

Ok "The Baby Problem" By ?-Doc-? Ready ?

In the Year 2009 where habbo had expanded to over 700,000 countries
and there are new furni every month ^^.. recently the habbo "babies" were realeased into the catalouge. These worked simliar to Pets.
Every year tey would grow and you would have to care and feed these babies. Now when they turn older ( lets say 6 years old ) You will have to buy a new one Isnt that just ... "Neat" ?
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Well One Day Habbo Visited Haboo since they were a happy married habbo couple They had been married for 1 month now and recently just had a baby. Now Mrs Habbo was with the baby and Mr Habboo went to visit her
he saw the baby's name and was SHOCKED ! he quickly called the doctors assistant ( me ) he asked me why his baby was named "savage". I had replied. " well sir , i do recall your baby biting one of our nurses "
He was shocked. He quikly answered back.
"Really?! Omg. But he .. cant be a savage!" He obviously was having a breakdown.
Now you might be thinking "savage" ? What on earth?!
Well i had just realised the sign said "gavage" so i explained to Mr Haboo
That a gavage was a baby that had to be fed by a tube. Not "savage" but
"Gavage" and i told him that nothing was wrong with the baby , and that the baby and his mother will reunite with him in a few days.
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He was relieved when he heard the good news. he asked me quite a .."
Stupid question ... I didnt reply staright away sicne in knew he was rather dimwitted. I left it for a few days then answered him. The question was
" My baby didnt really bite one of the nurses did he? "
I began to laugh. I didnt say it out loud but it was quite unlikely since the
baby was just born AND HAD NO TEETH
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:eusa_wall :eusa_clap :eusa_danc
Thanx for Reading My Story ^^ Good Luck Everyone. Good Luck Me ^^
I mite need it from all these Great jokes .

[Katie]

Habbo name - Kaydee. with .
Joke - a blonde walked into a furni shop and asked for a small pair of curtins.
The owner said "Why sucha small pair?"
The blonde said," My computer has windows".

[Baker86]

Habbo Name: Baker86
Your Joke: Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" :eusa_clap

[gigglez08]

1. Theres a girl hanging from a tree with a rope tied round her waist then a man comes up and says "What are you doing with that rope?" the woman replys "Trying to hang myself but it hurt too much to put the rope around my neck"

2.Theres a Chinese man, An asian man, and a newphy
The Chinese man walks into the room and snaps his fingers and says "Ive got the rythem of the rythem of the radio"
The asian man does the same
The nephy comes in and says shaking his hand "Ive got a boogie on my finger and it wont let go!" :eusa_danc

(Sorry to the newphys out thur but I couldn`t think of anything els to put )
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By Gigglez08
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Try your best to do your best! :wav:

[PureQuest]

Habbo Name : Pure-Ant

Joke : 3 guys are walking bck from a pub when all of a sudden they get kidnapped, the kidnappers take the 3 guys (john,jake,jack) to a tropical forest.
in the forest they tell them to bring back 5 of their favourite fruit, john comes back with 5 apples so they explain the rules ....
What u have 2 do is ram all 5 up ur butt without laughing or crying otherwise u get shot in the face and killed.
they manage to ram 2 apple up johns butt but he cried so they kill him.
Jake walked bck with 5 grapes and he gets 4 up but laughs so they kill him
*in heaven*- john:why did u laugh jake u were doing so well???......
jake: sorry i couldent help myself, i saw jack with 5 PINEAPPLES
:p

[Foks]

Habbo = oxop

www.adamchance.com/funny.htm
Its not all that clean but i was wetting my self reading it :eusa_danc