[My mither hates make up]
THIS MEANS WAR!
YOUR MOMMAS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE SAT ON A 5 POUND NOTE
IT TURNED INTO 500 PENNIES!
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Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras!
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yOUR MOTHER IS SO UGLY THAT WHEN SHE LOOKED INTO THE CAMERAS.
THEY BROKE :p
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Yo Momma's so poor she uses cheerios as earrings
POW POW BRING IT!
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Yo mama's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Planet of the Apes
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Yo mama's so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
The big 100
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Your momma's so greasy she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair.
I MADE THAT UP! POW POW POW POW POW!
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your mum is just fat!
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Yo Mama's so fat she killed the dinosaurs
Sorry *blushes* I'm getting desperate now!
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Yo Momas so dumb she gave birth to someone whos so cr.ap at alts!
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