Make Me Laugh - Ends 11th March

[kk24]

joke:2 blondes walk in to a bar. you think 1 of them wud av seen it.
:eusa_clap

[kk24]

how does a fat person spell refridgeirator. o i c u m t

[Feelix101]

Habbo Name:feelix101
Joke:

A man woke up every morning and passed gas. After about eight or nine years of marriage, his wife finally said, if you fart any more, you'll fart your guts out. Being a butcher, the wife decided to put pig scraps in his pants so he would wake up, and not do it anymore. She put the scraps in his pants that night.
He woke up in the morning and went across the hall to the bathroom. Two long hours later, he came out and stated, honey, you were right about me farting my guts out BUT WITH THE GRACE OF THE DEAR LORD AND THESE TWO FINGERS. I GOT THEM BACK IN THERE.

Thanks for the other jokes there pretty funny i hope use like this one for the fun of it aswell thanks to other habbox members cyaz all!!!!!signed feelix101

One day a miserable toothbrush sits down and says, ''Sometimes I feel I have the worst job in the world.'' Then the toilet paper yells, "Think again buddy!"

LOL HAVE FUN YALL!!!

[Hunteh]

Habbox Name: Hunteh
Habbo Name: Mabehu

Joke: Have you heard of Michael Jacksons new band? It's called the Jackson 5 & Under.

.::Hunteh::.

[finolastar93]

Habbo Name: Finolastar93
Habbox Name: Finolastar93
Jokee:-

A boy in Reception (3 years/4 years old) had to go home to learn the first for letters of the alphabet. He went home and firstly asked his older sister what the first letter was. She shouted 'GET LOST!' he then went to his Mum who was on the phone to her friend...the boy thought that she was talking to him and she said 'Oh Well!'. Next up, he decided to go to his Dad who was talking to someone at the front door, the boy heard his Dad say 'Fine then, whatever' to the person at the door, thinking he was talking to him. Finally he went to his younger brother who was about 2 years old. He was playing with his cars and fire engines. The boy heard his brother saying 'Brum Brum In My Fire Truck!'

The next day, the boy went into school and the teacher asked what the first letter of the aplhabet was he replied with 'GET LOST!' The teacher then said 'How dare you say that?!' He replied with the 2nd letter of the alphabet as he thought and said 'Oh Well!' The teacher then said 'Do you want to go to the head teacher?!'. The boy answered the teacher with 'Fine then, whatever' The teacher was starting to get angry and then said, in her calmest voice she could but with a tint of anger, 'How you gonna get there then!?'. The boy finally replied with 'Brum Brum In My Fire Truck!'

[sosofly35]

one day mr.piggy was walkin down the street he stumbled upon jemima and said can i have a pancake jemima said sure sweet with syrup..the piggy said, of course, jemima made the biggest pancake in the world the pig took a bite and said thats disguesting throw it out....jemima got mad..THE END.....did i mention jemima had pig in a blanket for breakfast.lol :eusa_clap...... :eusa_pray...i pray mr piggy led a good life...

[-xMaceyx-]

Joke = A panda walks into the resturant and he eats shoots and leaves

Lol hope u like! :eusa_danc

Edited By MissAlice - Competitions Manager
POSTED WHILE ON TRIAL.

[-=rooty987=-]

Name : Skibs

Joke : (sorry to all townies for these jokes)

Q. What do you call a townie in a box?
A. Innit.

Q. What do you call a townie in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted.

Q. How can you tell a female townie virgin?
A. She can run faster than her brothers.

Q. What do you call a townie on a bike?
A. A theif

Q. What do you call a townie in a car?
A. Arrested

Q.What do you call a townie waiting in a bus shelter?
A. At a party.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old townie?
A. Failed.

Q. What do you call a 12 year old townie girl?
A. Pregnant.

Q. What do you call a townie girl without any children?
A. Under the age of 5.

Q. What do you call a townie in a skatepark?
A. Lost.

Q. Why did the townie cross the road?
A. To punch someone for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

Q. Whats a townies favourite car?
A. One without an alarm.

Q. Why did the Townie stare at the carton of Orange Juice?
A. Because it had 'concentrate' on it.

Q. What do you say to a townie in a suit?
A. Will the defendant please stand.

Q. What did the little towny say to the bigger towny?
A. Can you get served?

Q. Why do townies constantly rev their engines?
A. So they don't cut out.

Q. What do you call a townie in a jar of honey?
A. Sweet!

Q. What do you call a townie in a coffin?
A. A damn good reason to kill another.

Q. What do u say to a boy racer when he is circling?
A. Are you lost?

Q. What do townies use as protection during ***?
A. A bus shelter.

Q. What do you say to a townie with a job?
A. Can I have a Big Mac please?

Q. What is a townies favourite ice cream?
A. Mint!

Q. Whats the difference between a dying townie and an onion?
A. Onions make you cry.

Q. What have townie girls got in common with turtles?
A. When they're on they're back theyre ****...ged

Q. What happens to a thought in a townies head?
A. It dies of loneliness.

Q. How does a townie girl turn the lights off after se.x?
A. She closes the car door.

Q. How many townies does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 5. 1 to put it in, the other 4 to tell him "innit, innit, innit, innit".

Q. What do you call a 30 year old townie?
A. Dunno. Ask her 17 year old son.

Q. What do you call a townie in hell?
A. Wicked.

Q. WHat do you call a townie in a fridge?
A. Chillin'.

Q. What do you do if you run a townie over?
A. Slip it into reverse just to make sure.

Q. What do you call a townie in an iron box?
A. Saphe.

Q. What do you do if you shoot a townie?
A. Reload.

Q. What do a war veteran and a used townie condom have in common?
A. They both live to fight another day.

EDIT by properclone - Don't avoid the filter!

[habbox-superstar]

habbo name= hi
joke= hi
lmao
im good

[Scriptermone]

Habbo name : xxJ-KWONxx
Forum name : Lomen22
Joke:
Once there was a blonde woman on the bed in the nu..,de then there is a knock at the door
Blonde: "Whooooo is it?"
(person): "It's the blind man"
Blonde opens the door and the man says: "Nice Breasts where do you want the blinds?"
Lol I love that one, Mod sorry if tis rude