Vending Machine (game)

[Isoelectric]

You get a voucher for half off of any suntan in Boots

-Inserts Coin-

[Splinky]

You get a dead ferrets leg. Lovely

*inserts tongue*

[kasi]

you get a slap.

-inserts coin-

[Sly]

You get nothing

*Inserts 2 Coins*

[kasi]

you get one coin back

-inserts coin-

[Sly]

You get robbed *RUNS*

*Inserts Coin*

[Charlie]

You get 2 coins in return

-insertscoin-

[Sly]

You get some Peas

*Inserts coin*

[Charlie]

You get some er.. random drink

-insertscoin-

[Emicat.]

The machine wurs for five mins, in which you have walked off. A pikachu pops out, runs after you, kills you, and makes love to your skull.

*inserts hooplah*