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  1. #31
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    Me ma mate loz n ma mate fred got so harshly bored, so we js dialled random numbers... the two funniest (quite rude so ah shall put ? on rude words =p)
    1st was on an answerphone..
    Loz: Gerrard? GERRARD I KNOW YOUR IN, stop avoiding me... I know I'm only 16 and your 50, but I want to ask you a favour, I want you to pay for my breast enlargement!! I know it costs alot, but we can make this work, If you don't pay.. Then I'll tell your wife everything!!!!

    2nd was another answerphone.. which was going on a bout houses so we said
    Fred: Hello, I'd like to buy a bright bloo house with pink windows!! and a selection of multicoloured... to give to my sister and her girlfriend, Florence, for christmas!! When you find it, do contact me on.. (we gave this girl id js ad a go ats number =P)

    N i js remembered another hilarious 1 !!! ma m8 fred can do this so funny high pitched voice.. so when this boy picks up the phone ee goes

    "IIIIIIIIIIIILOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO.. WILL YOO BE MY VAL-N-TINE??" Lmao xP

    we did more but forgot em xP
    Last edited by PrittyKittyKuty; 29-06-2006 at 09:44 PM.
    xhannx on a noo account

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReInfected
    Ye. And u say mine was origional. :rolleyes:
    You see, mine isn't as childish and moronic as yours. Adding more, mine is basically never televised on such programs as The Simpsons.

  3. #33
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    i have done some really stupid ones. heres one that i did when my godcousins were over.

    me:Can i order a cake
    guy:we don't sell cakes
    me:this is the bakery isn't it?
    guy:no this is the bowling place
    mek make that a choclate cheese cake.
    guy:mam we don't sell cakes and is a choclate cheese cake even possible?
    me:yea they put the cheese in the cake with the cream and the brown stuff.
    guy:mam...we don't sell cakes...this is a bowling place.
    me:yeah ok how much will that cost me?
    guy:nothing
    mek i will come by on monday to pick up my cake your so nice to do it free.
    guy:mam-
    *hung up*

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