The Idiot Test :)

[asher_]

you bolded: "A man owns a green house, what colour are the walls?
Green"

which is what i assume is my mistake, although im unsure what it is exactly.

Greenhouse as in the glass/plastic structure used to store plants in gardens, and is hence transparent is only one word.
By saying green house as to, i assumed it then was being used as a descriptive term, hence a House that was green. if the house is green id assume that ment the walls were green in colour?

Yeah, I see where you are coming from, however you cannot paint walls in a green house as it's made of glass.

[Virgin Mary]

A high speed electric train is travelling south-east at 90mph. The wind is blowing west at 30mph. In what direction is the smoke from the engine blowing? I DUNNO

What was the (England) Prime Minister's name in 1950? N/A

I have 2 coins that total 55p. One is not a five pence. What are the coins? I dunno 50c or something.

Electric trains do not produce such emission.
The PM in 1950 was Clement Atlee.
I meant 50p.
Okay I am now 100%, therefore Habbox belongs to me.

[Kardan]

Electric trains do not produce such emission.
The PM in 1950 was Clement Atlee.
I meant 50p.
Okay I am now 100%, therefore Habbox belongs to me.

Why would you want to own Habbox? I think that's one of the worse things to put on your CV.

"I was the owner of a multi-penny organization called Habbox"

Hah...

[Virgin Mary]

Why would you want to own Habbox? I think that's one of the worse things to put on your CV.

"I was the owner of a multi-penny organization called Habbox"

Hah...

"I gave birth to God's son" would just kill off the competition.

[Mentor]

Yeah, I see where you are coming from, however you cannot paint walls in a green house as it's made of glass.

you can paint a house green though, Which you would then call a Green House. As opposed to the glass object a greenhouse "/

[Insanity]

1. The 4th Jule is independence day in America. Do they have a 4th July in England?
   Yes
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
   
   One
3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28 days?
   
   All of them lmao
4. A woman gives a beggar 50p; the woman is the beggars sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. Why not?
   Sister
5. Why can't a man living in America be buried in Canada?
   Not dead
6. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? why?
   
   Not When dead
7. Two men play 5 games of chess. Each man wins the same number of games and there are no draws. Why?
   Not playing each other
8. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
   
   12
9. If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have?

2

1. I have 2 coins that total 55p. One is not a five pence. What are the coins?
   Actualy yes 50 and 5 i read it wrong
2. If you only have 1 match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?
   
   The match
3. How far can a dog run into the woods?
   
   Till it comes out the other end
4. A farmer had 17 sheep, all but 9 die. How many sheep has he left?
   
   9
5. How many animals of each gender did Moses take onto the ark?
   None it was Noah
   
6. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
   
   Meat
7. How many 10p stams are there in a dozen?
   12
   
8. What was the (England) Prime Minister's name in 1950?
9. A rooster is standing on top of a slanted barn roof. The rooster lays an egg. In which direction does the egg fall?
   
   None can roosters are male
10. How do you spell blond?
    Blonde
11. The owner of a bungalow paints everything white, the walls, the floor, the bathroom, the lounge. What colour does he paint the stairs?
    
    No stairs
12. There is a pine tree in the forest. The wind is blowing to the west at a rate of 10mph. Which way do the leaves blow?
    
    nO Leaves
13. A plane crashes on the border of the U.S.A and Canada. They crashed exactly on the border. In which country do they bury the survivors?
    
    you dont bury survivers
14. A high speed electric train is travelling south-east at 90mph. The wind is blowing west at 30mph. In what direction is the smoke from the engine blowing?
    
    No steam
15. What do cows drink?
    
    Water
16. What do you put in a toaster?
    
    bread
17. A man owns a green house, what colour are the walls?

Glass

[asher_]

I reciprocate with Mary's below post :]

[Virgin Mary]

Technically, the correct word is greenhouse if it is a gardening house made of glass because it's the compound noun. A green house is a house being described as green, therefore a house coloured green.

[-Illusions.]

Illusions...





26%

Amamgz.
I am thick aswell lol

[Alterate]

A woman gives a beggar 50p; the woman is the beggars sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. Why not?
Because the women is a nun and a term for a nun is sister?