My ballbags sailed across the seven seas suddenly a huge monsta ripped them to shreds. The More confident ball bag sneered at the slightly less confident shire bag as he rubbed against the girls. I wouldn't mind but when the big long stick let's out the wet stuff i had to get the lads for liberty x to give me the most amazing song i've heard in my life, ever! & after being ripped to shreds by da monsta a kind doctor from my local brothel stitched up my shreded ball sack she also made me scream as she pulled down her trousers and pants and said LAAAADSS! && then pointed to henry and ross [the two balls henry being the bigger less shy ball] and shouted in excstacy "GIVE ME SERVICING! then she sucked the insides of Russel's shier scrotum & then she continued to shove fruit items up her own lady gap while shouting LADDDDSSSS do your macho macho dance to the rythm of the banana phone song & they replied dis is big brovas big mouth! *FEME TUNE* && to everyone's shock vikki pollard walked onto the stage with russell brand and pulled out her giant, hard, wet views on Imogen from BB and then vikki pollard began to stamp all over russell brand and he was screaming to the cameraman who resembled a bugs bunny figure who then started laughing and peeing all over the guests and one guest pulled out his one eyed monster which looked like it had been stuck in a blender a few times...





