i made a burger

[awesomedudebro]

ok i was hungry so i made a burga it was 2pm so i name it

2pm burger brb ok back

so i start with the buegr it is lean tbh i like it


expesiev brend how i liek it testicos r the best tbhj

i use my geroege foremang gril it so good he put his name on it the telly said dunno if he is real man



so i start coocking it but it slow to be earnest so i get frestreted an rip a bread oopen. dis crated a bun which was handy (ddi u no handey is german for celled phone the more u no lol )

• so now the burger is cookin but like i sed its slow so it is red rore an shi so i am upret and poke it a lil bit tbh get it jiggy u no?

now it workin prdy gud an so i get redy the condoments aka chese an ketchp an a litle suprise i liek to call meat lol cos every burga needs a bit of meat inside lol k um ok yeah d pictir

whela it taste ok mnot tehe best but u no ive had worse in my 10 year on this earth and god cgave us cows to eat so we do an also other barnyard anima like emu

i hope you like my threded an if u need burga tips dnt hezzytate tytyu

[GordonFreeman]

That is beautiful, a true work of art. I love you.

[JonJon]

So what is there to dicuss? Do we discuss burgers, your burger? This belongs in the Food & Drink section me thinks.

[GordonFreeman]

You discuss his awesome burger making skills. Who gives a damn where it belongs? It's a true work of art.

[awesomedudebro]

you can discuss anything in my forem cos im nice

please dont move my thred

[JonJon]

Nah, don't like burgers with skank buns. Just get a Rustlers, take 70 seconds, or 90 in my microwave. They pown for microwaved food.

[GordonFreeman]

What's the point in that? You don't get the satisfaction of having it EXACTLY how you want and actually putting in effort instead of being a lazy ****** and shoving something in the microwave.

[Nixt]

Nah, don't like burgers with skank buns. Just get a Rustlers, take 70 seconds, or 90 in my microwave. They pown for microwaved food.

Rustlers are delicious :p

[Charlie]

Wow, how skilled are you? This may be the discuss anything forum, but there is a forum for everything food related, and guess what? This is food related.

And your burger looks digusting.

[GordonFreeman]

Wow, how skilled are you? This may be the discuss anything forum, but there is a forum for everything food related, and guess what? This is food related.

And your burger looks digusting.

Congratulations on being an ****, A++ post quality will spit on again.