My dad is in truble now. :(

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It was 2 days ago or so, my dad and my mkam wubnted to go to cimnema. I was left alon at home. When I plaid computer, I noticed the microwave wewqa runnign due to my monitor was acting gay. So I went down and saw my friend knocking at my door. We played some games and then he decided to stay.

[bum]

So why is he in trouble?

[cocaine]

i understand the last sentence.

so whys your dad in trouble? and wths a wewqa?

[Clarissaa]

lolllllllllllllllll

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I didn't wnat to tell but... he hit a guy with his segway. he's in hosputal and pretendsto be ridicuslousy injurd.

[cocaine]

a segway?

[Chaz]

Ok, segways can only go about 40mph TOPS? Plus there like £100,000

Also, if your mum was with him, how did she get there? Run?

[Nixt]

a segway?

It's a vicious weapon used by African Tribesman.

[awesomedudebro]

i told you segaway are lethal u neber listen

[brandon]

It was 2 days ago or so, my dad and my mkam wubnted to go to cimnema. I was left alon at home. When I plaid computer, I noticed the microwave wewqa runnign due to my monitor was acting gay. So I went down and saw my friend knocking at my door. We played some games and then he decided to stay.

Translation

It was 2 days ago or so, my and and my mum wanted to go to the cinema. I was left at home alone. When I played the computer, I noticed the microwave was running, due to my monitor was acting gay. So I went downstairs and saw my friend knocking at the door, at first we played some games but then he decided to stay.