the old man tripped into pie that was manky and smelt of rotton sausage! He got up and Wet Farted Loud , relised it was actually a train and then ran To a portaloo and got teleported to the moon and died of air loss, he was in hell kissing his bottom part of his shoe that was stupid because strapless-bras are unsupportive. Where ever Alien came into this I had to fart but I didn't. That wasn't good because Animals rawk, they don't really do much because they're so dumb with hairy bums







