one day I farted on santa at the mall then he poked my eye out right out of place. Frontslide then milked a goat for no reason and drank it with a side order of human hands and then mini-me joined the circus.
He broke his leg and started skateboarding with blood pouring from his bum. So he decided to eat a portion of mendonky who tasted good with baked beans.
He was bored so decorated his grandmothers skateboard with flurenenct colors.And she said whats up homeboy? And I Said whatup fool? wanna Share some love?
ciaran then came and broke wind 'twas a eggy like arnold schwarzenegger and then lava:. 's face melted him so Miss-t snogged donkey from shrek, because she wanted to have kids that are ugly like ciarans sister.
Ciarans sister said ima kick ur butt because you smell and i hate you, and you snog other girls who all love Mendonky. they are men so mendonky ran like a chicken to S.W England and ciaran said "Go away you .us hobbas there" and I said you get out of here you piglet licking donkey milker and get lost!(Which i didnt)(i did really).
Then i blew off, 'twas an-eggy.I followed thru shouted mendonky while laughing pooed himself t'was squdgy he then kissed miss t, in one wonderful way, unlike anyway of normality..
we then began to snog which lasted years but was sloppy. it was disgusting and yucky, you smell bad said miss-t "your dog is marrying ciaran!" just joking frontslide said very proudly, then he sang " i like big butts and I" Miss T shoke and hokey pokied she then carried her dog towards the foul smell of an Eggy. which turned into a handsome prince ( well he thought it waz).... and he went and took the mick out of Pink Help which everyone likes doing because Habbox Help Desk is the best, so he started is the best, so he started to throw things at People in hallway 2, hitting Callie and frontslide on their habbo heads. Frontslide found a rather yellow-ish dino egg which
belonged-to FiftySeven, Frontslide sayed " hey, why did you touch FiftySeven 's Dino? Have you got glasses-from Specsavers? Boardslide said: "No I dont, though I have Magic under wear which help support the end of this big monkey i think Becs should Change the subject. Becs came and sayed " please don't forget about Jibbi!"Frontslide then replied " Of Course we cannot forget her." Aapo walked into a fart and stopped being immature. Aapo said ''I smell like pickes" And his bottom did a poo it stank of eye-less fish with and he woke Callie up with an air horn. Then somebody felt someone in the 'bum' and said " hello" then they looked at Callie who was eating Bunny Kings meanly... Then callie got angry and tore off ruining habbo eating the rares vicously and then frontslide said "hi I love u, i really dont love u I mega love you!" Jibbi then came " frontslide! Hello there I hate you, I am lying" Then miss-t runs away crying uncontrollably because ciaran rocks in his dreams!! So then Mizki said " i am a bold goat and I eat Toast with Mayonnaise. "I LOVE CIARAN" who likes toasties and playing hungry hungry hippos because he Creates Hungry Hungry Hippo Land which was really really messed up. So Callie then said "I like to smell your peanut butter jelly icecream, ooo so refreshing and fine!" Then twiggy-twiggyset ran for miles without all of his brains which is none at all, He also left a cookie in jar of marmite the silly fart, so he gave frontslide a sandwich. Then he accidently punched a random site admin in his sensitive zone and then he removed my brain by getting a pair of scissors. A random habbo took it and chucked it away, bobby was not a real person and then they ate a car. It was cheap, it cost pennys. Gregzilla then ate a metal guitar. Unfortunately the strings were poisonous so he turned into one aswell. Lomen22 turned out gay! We knew that.. frontslide was NOT ( he is straight ) bi sexual. And Bradzo said he was A CAUTIONED MEMBER! Frontslide punched LOMEN22 in the nuts! " QPRbrad is weird "and the following people are cool., Lomen22, Frontslide, Ciaran, Frontslide, Pie, dr,dre,Lomen22, frontslide , Pie, spongebob , frontslide , lomen22, and I cant eat meat because Patrick told me to kiss him and eat pie.
Lomen22 was curious why he smelled. Sierk came and gave lomen deodorant. Evilbrandon Kicked sierk in the butt. Sierk cried and sprayed evilbrandon with mace, evilbrandon did a fatality and started to dance. Frontslide , Lomen22 = cool which was true. Timmy turner he can molest his fairies and repair them after they got aids by doing something silly like sneezing with no bogeys, but then nothing can be restored in the land of fairy world, Michael-Jackson is loose, "Ahh He's Loose!". But spongebob came to town and did a song, kissed patrick on the moon and patrick turned pinker because he smells of strawberry Ice cream, and hairy bootylicious blue milk that tastes like-Poop.
Then another day the great Dave wasnt so great neither was Lomen22 , Lomen22 Knew this. He also smells of lynx. Ideabox then said "I just farted". Evilbrandon started to dance because he fell up a dance machine. Then, frontslide fell down the toilet. Then, frontslide got flushed out the lovemachine, He was sad because he ate soo many love cookies that he swam away to throw them at all pie lovers who don't like to act normal. I went dieting cos I'm fat and want to learn to fly but when I tried I dropped quickly to the closest Burger King to get fatter, but I couldn't get on the floor because I bounced off the roof and broke the sign saying "I LOVE DONUTS" I crushed all of Cathys. I went to Jibbi's house in the centre of the Earth it turned upsidedown when I went home I saw Callie fly away to Conflictuous' house for tea and crumpets then they breakdanced to the teletubies hardcore remix theme.Then I squashed a tomato in Jibbi's Bathroom because habbo is boring. Sulake then threatened to release all personal imformation to the FBI because they stole mud from the toilet pan. I then flew away to Ziabastu's old house it smelt of rotten poop just like pie does because his bum-chum OOGA BOOGA BOOGA! He snogged a tree when his strapless-bra fell off Dave.'s shoulder (really!) they all lie but then they did a dance and that made ovbious. Mizki came and banned them all and Dave chewed .x-aimee-x.'s hair because .x-aimee-x. licked his ice cream so Dave got angry and swam away in donkey phlem from .x-aimee-x.'s nose






