London Underground - the Song

[Chosen One]

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[brandon]

Some people might like to get a train to work,
Or drive in in a beamer or a merc.
Some guys like to travel in a bus,
But I can't be bothered with the fuss.

Today I better take my bike,
'Cos once again the tube's on strike
The greedy *beeps* want extra pay,
for sitting on their *beep* all day,
even though they're on 30k.

So I'm standing here in the pouring rain,
WHERE THE *beeps* MY *beeping* TRAIN?

London Underground, London Underground,
They're all lazy *beeping* useless *beeps*.
London Underground, London Underground,
They're all greedy *beeps*, I wanna shoot them all,
With a rifle...

All they say is 'Please mind the doors',
And they learn that on the 2-day course.
This job could be done by a four-year-old.
They just leave us freezing in the cold.

What you smell is what you get,
Burger King and *beep* and sweat.
You roast to death from the boiling heat,
The tourists treading on your feet,
And chewing gum on every seat,

So don't tell me, to mind the gap,
I WANT MY *beeping* MONEY BACK!

London Underground, London Underground,
They're all lazy *beeping* useless *beeps*,
London Underground, London Underground,
They're all greedy *beeps*, I wanna shoot them all,
With a rifle...

La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la,

The floors are sticky and the seats are damp,
Every platform has a *beeping* tramp,

But the drivers get the day off when
WE'RE ALL LATE FOR WORK AGAIN!

London Underground, London Underground,
You're all *beepers*! You're all *beepers*!
London Underground, London Underground,
Take your Oyster Card, and shove it up your *beephole*

That was really hard with all the beeps :rolleyes:

Also, can you pm him because every link I see which will play the song or whatever I have to remove.