Whos bored and wants a bit of fun?

[Jackboy]

Right. Just an idea. Dont post going "Omggzz whats the point"

Just go along with the flow. Anyone can join in. Experienced web developers and unexperienced. Please can any experienced web developers help the unexperienced and dont flame them.

Anyway lets cut to the chase. Lets make up some really random MASSIVE php script lol. See what the outcome is.

Rules
- Always close your script. Eg. if you open a { always close it } ;P
- Don't flame ANYONE
- Don't post pointlessly
- NO redirects lol.

PLEASE NOTE: You can make files like. Config.php etc. ;P


Good luck guys. Ill start it off:

<?
echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");
if (!$_SESSION[username]){
echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");
}
else
{
echo ("hello boys. Omg no im not gay...");
}
?>

[SimplyTech]

<?
echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");
if (!$_SESSION[username]){
echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");
}
else
{
echo ("hello boys. Omg no im a ****...");
}
?>
<?
echo ("<font color=red><B>This is boring</B></FONT>");
if (!$_SESSION[username]){
echo ("I dont even know php so ill just copy.");
}
else
{
echo ("Yawn...");
}
?>

[George Morgan]

<?
$o = "o";
echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");
if (!$_SESSION[username]){
echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");
}
else
{
echo ("hello boys. Omg no im a ****...");
}
echo ("<font color=red><B>This is boring</B></FONT>");
if (!$_SESSION[username]){
echo ("I dont even know php so ill just copy.");
}
else
{
echo ("Yawn...");
}
if ($o == "o") {
die("GEORGE MORGAN PWNZ U");
}
?>

[Jackboy]

<?
echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");
if (!$_SESSION[username]){
echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");
}
else
{
echo ("hello boys. Omg no im a ****");
}
echo ("<font color=red><B>This is boring</B></FONT>");
if (!$_SESSION[username]){
echo ("I dont even know php so ill just copy.");
}
else
{
echo ("Yawn...");
}
?>
<?
$habbox == "gay";
echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");
if (!$_SESSION[username]){
echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");
}
else
{
echo ("hello boys. Omg no im not gay...");
}
if ($habbox == "gay") {
die("HABBOX IS GAY");
}
die("George Morgan K");
?>


<?
echo ("HOW RUDE!");
if (!$_session[user_level] == 'admin'){
echo ("IS U TRYING TO HAXXORRSS MEE");
}
else
{
echo ("Heya bbz. Ur an admin btw. Once again, im not gay");
}
?>

[adm]

echo 

.........

[YouFail]

<?
echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");
if (!$_SESSION[username]){
echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");
}
else
{
echo ("hello boys. Omg no im a ****");
}
echo ("<font color=red><B>This is boring</B></FONT>");
if (!$_SESSION[username]){
echo ("I dont even know php so ill just copy.");
}
else
{
echo ("Yawn...");
}
?>
<?
echo ("HOW RUDE!");
if (!$_session[user_level] == 'admin'){
echo ("IS U TRYING TO HAXXORRSS MEE");
}
else
{
echo ("Heya bbz. Ur an admin btw. Once again, im not gay");
}
?> 
<?
if (!$_session[user_level] == '****star'){
echo ("Your Richard Must Be At Least 12 inches");
}
else
{
echo ("Wow 12? How the heck...");
}
?>

[uber]

<?
echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");
if (!$_SESSION[username]){
echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");
}
else
{
echo ("hello boys. Omg no im a ****");
}
echo ("<font color=red><B>This is boring</B></FONT>");
if (!$_SESSION[username]){
echo ("I dont even know php so ill just copy.");
}
else
{
echo ("Yawn...");
}
?>
<?
$habbox == "gay";
echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");
if (!$_SESSION[username]){
echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");
}
else
{
echo ("hello boys. Omg no im not gay...");
}
if ($habbox == "gay") {
die("HABBOX IS GAY");
}
die("George Morgan K");
?>


<?
echo ("HOW RUDE!");
if (!$_session[user_level] == 'admin'){
echo ("IS U TRYING TO HAXXORRSS MEE");
}
else
{
echo ("Heya bbz. Ur an admin btw. Once again, im not gay");
}
echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");
if (!$_SESSION[username]){
echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");
}
else
{
echo ("hello boys. Omg no im a ****");
}
echo ("<font color=red><B>This is boring</B></FONT>");
if (!$_SESSION[username]){
echo ("I dont even know php so ill just copy.");
}
else
{
echo ("Yawn...");
}
?>
<?
$habbox == "gay";
echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");
if (!$_SESSION[username]){
echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");
}
else
{
echo ("hello boys. Omg no im not gay...");
}
if ($habbox == "gay") {
die("HABBOX IS GAY");
}
die("George Morgan K");
?>


<?
if (!$_session[user_level] == 'moderator'){
echo ("OMGS UR A SAFETY SUCK UP GO INFRACTION PEOPLE TO GET AN ORGY.");
?>

[George Morgan]

http://www.dump.english-hosting.com/.../bigscript.php

[YouFail]

<?
echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");
if (!$_SESSION[username]){
echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");
}
else
{
echo ("hello boys. Omg no im a ****");
}
echo ("<font color=red><B>This is boring</B></FONT>");
if (!$_SESSION[username]){
echo ("I dont even know php so ill just copy.");
}
else
{
echo ("Yawn...");
}
?>
<?
$habbox == "gay";
echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");
if (!$_SESSION[username]){
echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");
}
else
{
echo ("hello boys. Omg no im not gay...");
}
if ($habbox == "gay") {
die("HABBOX IS GAY");
}
die("George Morgan K");
?>


<?
echo ("HOW RUDE!");
if (!$_session[user_level] == 'admin'){
echo ("IS U TRYING TO HAXXORRSS MEE");
}
else
{
echo ("Heya bbz. Ur an admin btw. Once again, im not gay");
}
echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");
if (!$_SESSION[username]){
echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");
}
else
{
echo ("hello boys. Omg no im a ****");
}
echo ("<font color=red><B>This is boring</B></FONT>");
if (!$_SESSION[username]){
echo ("I dont even know php so ill just copy.");
}
else
{
echo ("Yawn...");
}
?>
<?
$habbox == "gay";
echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");
if (!$_SESSION[username]){
echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");
}
else
{
echo ("hello boys. Omg no im not gay...");
}
if ($habbox == "gay") {
die("HABBOX IS GAY");
}
die("George Morgan K");
?>


<?
if (!$_session[user_level] == 'moderator'){
echo ("OMGS UR A SAFETY SUCK UP GO INFRACTION PEOPLE TO GET AN ORGY.");
}
?>
<?
if (!$_session[user_level] == '****star'){
echo ("Your Richard Must Be At Least 12 inches");
}
else
{
echo ("Wow 12? How the heck...");
}
?>

Dan forgot to close the echo

[George Morgan]

Updated:

So far it is
http://www.dump.english-hosting.com/.../bigscript.php