Whos bored and wants a bit of fun?

[YouFail]

Lol. Nobody is ever gonna have a session. Someone make a login that sets a session and we'll rename all the sessions.

[Jackboy]

<?

session_register("user_level");

$_SESSION[user_level] = 'moderator';





echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");

if (!$_SESSION[username]){

echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");

}

else

{

echo ("hello boys. Omg no im a ****");

}

echo ("<font color=red><B>This is boring</B></FONT>");

if (!$_SESSION[username]){

echo ("I dont even know php so ill just copy.");

}

else

{

echo ("Yawn...");

}

?>

<?

$habbox == "gay";

echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");

if (!$_SESSION[username]){

echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");

}

else

{

echo ("hello boys. Omg no im not gay...");

}

if ($habbox == "gay") {

die("HABBOX IS GAY");

}

die("George Morgan K");

?>





<?

echo ("HOW RUDE!");

if (!$_session[user_level] == 'admin'){

echo ("IS U TRYING TO HAXXORRSS MEE");

}

else

{

echo ("Heya bbz. Ur an admin btw. Once again, im not gay");

}

echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");

if (!$_SESSION[username]){

echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");

}

else

{

echo ("hello boys. Omg no im a ****");

}

echo ("<font color=red><B>This is boring</B></FONT>");

if (!$_SESSION[username]){

echo ("I dont even know php so ill just copy.");

}

else

{

echo ("Yawn...");

}

?>

<?

$habbox == "gay";

echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");

if (!$_SESSION[username]){

echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");

}

else

{

echo ("hello boys. Omg no im not gay...");

}

if ($habbox == "gay") {

die("HABBOX IS GAY");

}

die("George Morgan K");

?>





<?

if (!$_session[user_level] == 'moderator'){

echo ("OMGS UR A SAFETY SUCK UP GO INFRACTION PEOPLE TO GET AN ORGY.");

}

?>

<?

if (!$_session[user_level] == '****star'){

echo ("Your Richard Must Be At Least 12 inches");

}

else

{

echo ("Wow 12? How the heck...");

}

?>

[George Morgan]

http://www.dump.english-hosting.com/.../bigscript.php

Updated

[YouFail]

That'd be better

[lew!]

<? 

session_register("user_level"); 

$_SESSION[user_level] = 'moderator'; 





echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>"); 

if (!$_SESSION[username]){ 

echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty."); 

} 

else 

{ 

echo ("hello boys. Omg no im a ****"); 

} 

echo ("<font color=red><B>This is boring</B></FONT>"); 

if (!$_SESSION[username]){ 

echo ("I dont even know php so ill just copy."); 

} 

else 

{ 

echo ("Yawn..."); 

} 

?> 

<? 

$habbox == "gay"; 

echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>"); 

if (!$_SESSION[username]){ 

echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty."); 

} 

else 

{ 

echo ("hello boys. Omg no im not gay..."); 

} 

if ($habbox == "gay") { 

die("HABBOX IS GAY"); 

} 

die("George Morgan K"); 

?> 





<? 

echo ("HOW RUDE!"); 

if (!$_session[user_level] == 'admin'){ 

echo ("IS U TRYING TO HAXXORRSS MEE"); 

} 

else 

{ 

echo ("Heya bbz. Ur an admin btw. Once again, im not gay"); 

} 

echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>"); 

if (!$_SESSION[username]){ 

echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty."); 

} 

else 

{ 

echo ("hello boys. Omg no im a ****"); 

} 

echo ("<font color=red><B>This is boring</B></FONT>"); 

if (!$_SESSION[username]){ 

echo ("I dont even know php so ill just copy."); 

} 

else 

{ 

echo ("Yawn..."); 

} 

?> 

<? 

$habbox == "gay"; 

echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>"); 

if (!$_SESSION[username]){ 

echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty."); 

} 

else 

{ 

echo ("hello boys. Omg no im not gay..."); 

} 

if ($habbox == "gay") { 

die("HABBOX IS GAY"); 

} 

die("George Morgan K"); 

?> 





<? 

if (!$_session[user_level] == 'moderator'){ 
echo ("What do i do lols. is this right?")

<?HAXUser=everyone-+habbo-command;takefurniforphreepls./\!
echo ("OMGS UR A SAFETY SUCK UP GO INFRACTION PEOPLE TO GET AN ORGY."); 

} 

?> 

<? 

if (!$_session[user_level] == '****star'){ 

echo ("Your Richard Must Be At Least 12 inches"); 

} 

else 

{ 

echo ("Wow 12? How the heck..."); 

} 

?>

[Jackboy]

change to:

<? 

session_register("user_level"); 

$_SESSION[user_level] = 'moderator'; 





echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>"); 

if (!$_SESSION[username]){ 

echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty."); 

} 

else 

{ 

echo ("hello boys. Omg no im a ****"); 

} 

echo ("<font color=red><B>This is boring</B></FONT>"); 

if (!$_SESSION[username]){ 

echo ("I dont even know php so ill just copy."); 

} 

else 

{ 

echo ("Yawn..."); 

} 

?> 

<? 

$habbox == "gay"; 

echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>"); 

if (!$_SESSION[username]){ 

echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty."); 

} 

else 

{ 

echo ("hello boys. Omg no im not gay..."); 

} 

if ($habbox == "gay") { 

die("HABBOX IS GAY"); 

} 

die("George Morgan K"); 

?> 





<? 

echo ("HOW RUDE!"); 

if (!$_session[user_level] == 'admin'){ 

echo ("IS U TRYING TO HAXXORRSS MEE"); 

} 

else 

{ 

echo ("Heya bbz. Ur an admin btw. Once again, im not gay"); 

} 

echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>"); 

if (!$_SESSION[username]){ 

echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty."); 

} 

else 

{ 

echo ("hello boys. Omg no im a ****"); 

} 

echo ("<font color=red><B>This is boring</B></FONT>"); 

if (!$_SESSION[username]){ 

echo ("I dont even know php so ill just copy."); 

} 

else 

{ 

echo ("Yawn..."); 

} 

?> 

<? 

$habbox == "gay"; 

echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>"); 

if (!$_SESSION[username]){ 

echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty."); 

} 

else 

{ 

echo ("hello boys. Omg no im not gay..."); 

} 

if ($habbox == "gay") { 

die("HABBOX IS GAY"); 

} 

die("George Morgan K"); 

?> 





<? 

if ($_session[user_level] == 'moderator'){ 

echo ("OMGS UR A SAFETY SUCK UP GO INFRACTION PEOPLE TO GET AN ORGY."); 

} 

?> 

<? 

if (!$_session[user_level] == '****star'){ 

echo ("Your Richard Must Be At Least 12 inches"); 

} 

else 

{ 

echo ("Wow 12? How the heck..."); 

} 

?>

[adm]

 <?  

session_register("user_level");  

$_SESSION[user_level] = 'moderator';  





echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");  

if (!$_SESSION[username]){  

echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");  

}  

else  

{  

echo ("hello boys. Omg no im a ****");  

}  

echo ("<font color=red><B>This is boring</B></FONT>");  

if (!$_SESSION[username]){  

echo ("I dont even know php so ill just copy.");  

}  

else  

{  

echo ("Yawn...");  

}  

?>  

<?  

$habbox == "gay";  

echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");  

if (!$_SESSION[username]){  

echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");  

}  

else  

{  

echo ("hello boys. Omg no im not gay...");  

}  

if ($habbox == "gay") {  

die("HABBOX IS GAY");  

}  

die("George Morgan K");  

?>  





<?  

echo ("HOW RUDE!");  

if (!$_session[user_level] == 'admin'){  

echo ("IS U TRYING TO HAXXORRSS MEE");  

}  

else  

{  

echo ("Heya bbz. Ur an admin btw. Once again, im not gay");  

}  

echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");  

if (!$_SESSION[username]){  

echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");  

}  

else  

{  

echo ("hello boys. Omg no im a ****");  

}  

echo ("<font color=red><B>This is boring</B></FONT>");  

if (!$_SESSION[username]){  

echo ("I dont even know php so ill just copy.");  

}  

else  

{  

echo ("Yawn...");  

}  

?>  

<?  

$habbox == "gay";  

echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");  

if (!$_SESSION[username]){  

echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");  

}  

else  

{  

echo ("hello boys. Omg no im not gay...");  

}  

if ($habbox == "gay") {  

die("HABBOX IS GAY");  

}  

die("George Morgan K");  

?>  





<?  

if (!$_session[user_level] == 'moderator'){  
echo ("What do i do lols. is this right?") 

<?HAXUser=everyone-+habbo-command;takefurniforphreepls./! 
echo ("OMGS UR A SAFETY SUCK UP GO INFRACTION PEOPLE TO GET AN ORGY.");  

}  

?>  

<?  

if (!$_session[user_level] == '****star'){  

echo ("Your Richard Must Be At Least 12 inches");  

}  

else  

{  

echo ("Wow 12? How the heck...");  

}

{

else

echo ("I'm part of this, I know PHP so nerrr");

}

?>

[George Morgan]

<?  

session_register("user_level");  

$_SESSION[user_level] = 'moderator';  





echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");  

if (!$_SESSION[username]){  

echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");  

}  

else  

{  

echo ("hello boys. Omg no im a ****");  

}  

echo ("<font color=red><B>This is boring</B></FONT>");  

if (!$_SESSION[username]){  

echo ("I dont even know php so ill just copy.");  

}  

else  

{  

echo ("Yawn...");  

}  

?>  

<?  

$habbox == "gay";  

echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");  

if (!$_SESSION[username]){  

echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");  

}  

else  

{  

echo ("hello boys. Omg no im not gay...");  

}  

if ($habbox == "gay") {  

die("HABBOX IS GAY");  

}  

die("George Morgan K");  

?>  





<?  

echo ("HOW RUDE!");  

if (!$_session[user_level] == 'admin'){  

echo ("IS U TRYING TO HAXXORRSS MEE");  

}  

else  

{  

echo ("Heya bbz. Ur an admin btw. Once again, im not gay");  

}  

echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");  

if (!$_SESSION[username]){  

echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");  

}  

else  

{  

echo ("hello boys. Omg no im a ****");  

}  

echo ("<font color=red><B>This is boring</B></FONT>");  

if (!$_SESSION[username]){  

echo ("I dont even know php so ill just copy.");  

}  

else  

{  

echo ("Yawn...");  

}  

?>  

<?  

$habbox == "gay";  

echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");  

if (!$_SESSION[username]){  

echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");  

}  

else  

{  

echo ("hello boys. Omg no im not gay...");  

}  

if ($habbox == "gay") {  

die("HABBOX IS GAY");  

}  

die("George Morgan K");  

?>  





<?  

if (!$_session[user_level] == 'moderator'){  
echo ("What do i do lols. is this right?") ;

echo ("OMGS UR A SAFETY SUCK UP GO INFRACTION PEOPLE TO GET AN ORGY.");  

}  

?>  

<?  

if (!$_session[user_level] == '****star'){  

echo ("Your Richard Must Be At Least 12 inches");  

}  

else  

{  

echo ("Wow 12? How the heck...");  

}

{


echo ("I'm part of this, I know PHP so nerrr");

}

?>

Fixed and updated
http://www.dump.english-hosting.com/.../bigscript.php

[Jackboy]

fixed:

<?   

session_register("user_level");   

$_SESSION[user_level] = 'moderator';   





echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");   

if (!$_SESSION[username]){   

echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");   

}   

else   

{   

echo ("hello boys. Omg no im a ****");   

}   

echo ("<font color=red><B>This is boring</B></FONT>");   

if (!$_SESSION[username]){   

echo ("I dont even know php so ill just copy.");   

}   

else   

{   

echo ("Yawn...");   

}   

?>   

<?   

$habbox == "gay";   

echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");   

if (!$_SESSION[username]){   

echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");   

}   

else   

{   

echo ("hello boys. Omg no im not gay...");   

}   

if ($habbox == "gay") {   

die("HABBOX IS GAY");   

}   

die("George Morgan K");   

?>   





<?   

echo ("HOW RUDE!");   

if (!$_session[user_level] == 'admin'){   

echo ("IS U TRYING TO HAXXORRSS MEE");   

}   

else   

{   

echo ("Heya bbz. Ur an admin btw. Once again, im not gay");   

}   

echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");   

if (!$_SESSION[username]){   

echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");   

}   

else   

{   

echo ("hello boys. Omg no im a ****");   

}   

echo ("<font color=red><B>This is boring</B></FONT>");   

if (!$_SESSION[username]){   

echo ("I dont even know php so ill just copy.");   

}   

else   

{   

echo ("Yawn...");   

}   

?>   

<?   

$habbox == "gay";   

echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");   

if (!$_SESSION[username]){   

echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");   

}   

else   

{   

echo ("hello boys. Omg no im not gay...");   

}   

if ($habbox == "gay") {   

die("HABBOX IS GAY");   

}   

die("George Morgan K");   

?>   





<?   

if (!$_session[user_level] == 'moderator'){   
echo ("What do i do lols. is this right?") ; 
}
else
{
echo ("OMGS UR A SAFETY SUCK UP GO INFRACTION PEOPLE TO GET AN ORGY.");   

}   

?>   

<?   

if (!$_session[user_level] == '****star'){   

echo ("Your Richard Must Be At Least 12 inches");   

}   

else   

{   

echo ("Wow 12? How the heck...");   

} 

{ 


echo ("I'm part of this, I know PHP so nerrr"); 

} 

?>

[headset]

<?

session_register("user_level");

$_SESSION[user_level] = 'moderator';





echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");

if (!$_SESSION[username]){

echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");

}

else

{

echo ("hello boys. Omg no im a ****");

}

echo ("<font color=red><B>This is boring</B></FONT>");

if (!$_SESSION[username]){

echo ("I dont even know php so ill just copy.");

}

else

{

echo ("Yawn...");

}

?>

<?

$habbox == "gay";

echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");

if (!$_SESSION[username]){

echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");

}

else

{

echo ("hello boys. Omg no im not gay...");

}

if ($habbox == "gay") {

die("HABBOX IS GAY");

}

die("George Morgan K");

?>





<?

echo ("HOW RUDE!");

if (!$_session[user_level] == 'admin'){

echo ("IS U TRYING TO HAXXORRSS MEE");

}

else

{

echo ("Heya bbz. Ur an admin btw. Once again, im not gay");

}

echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");

if (!$_SESSION[username]){

echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");

}

else

{

echo ("hello boys. Omg no im a ****");

}

echo ("<font color=red><B>This is boring</B></FONT>");

if (!$_SESSION[username]){

echo ("I dont even know php so ill just copy.");

}

else

{

echo ("Yawn...");

}

?>

<?

$habbox == "gay";

echo ("<font color=red><B>Welcome to the BIG habboxforum php script... Lets get it started</B></FONT>");

if (!$_SESSION[username]){

echo ("OMGGZZZ UR NOT LOGGED IN. I HAVE A GUN ok ty.");

}

else

{

echo ("hello boys. Omg no im not gay...");

}

if ($habbox == "gay") {

die("HABBOX IS GAY");

}

die("George Morgan K");

?>





<?

if (!$_session[user_level] == 'moderator'){
echo ("What do i do lols. is this right?") ;

echo ("OMGS UR A SAFETY SUCK UP GO INFRACTION PEOPLE TO GET AN ORGY.");

}

?>

<?

if (!$_session[user_level] == '****star'){

echo ("Your Richard Must Be At Least 12 inches");

}

else

{

echo ("Wow 12? How the heck...");

}

{


echo ("I'm part of this, I know PHP so nerrr");


}
{


echo ("i'm not gay butI sure am smellllly!!! haha George Morgan smellls habboxforum owns YOU ALL!!!");
?>

hahaha first try at PHP