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    'Cos the sea got drunk and didn't want to be a part of it!
    Why did your mum fall down the stairs?
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    because the television evaporated.

    Why do we have AM and PM?

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    coz someone got confused n typo

    why is match sticks and football matches seven?
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    'Cos the pig said neigh
    Why did the primeministery collapse in front of the podium?
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    coz she yellow
    why does sheeps sing cow
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    Because it would be stupid if they sang Pig. Perhaps a variation of horse would be acceptable >.<

    Why am I so fat?

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    Because u have not been eatin enuf

    Why is my wrist all cut

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    cos the postman gave u papercuts

    y does a cow go quack
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    Because people would be confused if cows went neigh.

    When was the first cinnamon tea made?

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    seventy six duplicated garage doors.

    why did the shelf get wet when it rained
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