The diary of a gucci princess (K)

[temporaryy]

Thursday
lyke one day i walked out of my river side flat in upper london in ma 4 inch Gucci high heels, i had ma blue dress on with white spots from Gucci also n ma long blonde hair was blowin bk in da wind xox as i steped out into da city a man went past on his bike n slapped ma behind n i said "oh u cheeky man" n he got off his bike n we went down an alley after dis i carried on, i was goin to *+*Da Bar*+*i gt 2 da n as a entered da wind was so powerful ma dress blew up in da air n u can ma thong n my hair blew in da wind. so i entered *+*Da Bar*+* n i gt sum shots of vodka n i drank dem n gt on a table n danced den sum1 winked at ma n im nt sure what happened next but da next thing i knew i woke up in a bed da next day wid 2 black women n a breaded man but i was kk.

[Frisky]

I love it... Made me chuckle joe

[FlyingJesus]

I think you really have potential as a writer, your descriptive work is just breathtaking, and words cannot describe the beautiful flow of the text. Simply amazing, 11/10

[wHiTnEy HoUsToN]

AMAZING AS USUAL. LOVED IT, SRSLY!!!!! ly joe

[ChErYl TwEeDy]

I absolutely love it, I had an experience near enough the same.

Well I was walking down the street in my golden shoes, formal board shorts and a gorgeous top when I slipped over and snapped my heel. I was so distraught, I went to a bar and got drunk. I woke up next to Ashley and married him. I got a new pair of shoes, too!

[ReNt BoI]

Part two r comin soon xox

[allykin]

lmao that was good 10/10

[Nixt]

Sheer brilliance. Try get it published...

[benjamin]

breaded man, lmaoo.

[pulchritude]

was the man a baker :s