If heaven exists, what would you like to say to God when you arrive?

**GommeInc** · 02-01-2007, 01:49 PM

Can I stroke your beard? Or hide in it? The angels are following me and want my head for calling all of them women

Chaz · 02-01-2007, 01:50 PM

Get the kettle on.

DJ-Ali · 02-01-2007, 01:53 PM

Your Green oooer.

YoManGo! · 02-01-2007, 01:58 PM

I'm straight...

Nightrose · 02-01-2007, 08:07 PM

"hows it hanging?"

Azza · 02-01-2007, 08:19 PM

i didnt believe u were real so why am i here? =]

GJay · 03-01-2007, 02:07 PM

'When was the last time you shaved?'

'And why did you make the snake crawl on his belly when he was already crawling?'

Jazza · 03-01-2007, 02:13 PM

'Hahahaha I know your secrets, I learned them from a decongestant commercial Soothing Action-Action-Action-Action'

Caution · 03-01-2007, 03:57 PM

"can u buy buy me credz plz?"

or "wow, you are a lot fatter than i imagined"

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