xox Diary of Gucci Princess da hoilday part 1xox

~~[X]JoeShetty[X]~~ · 13-01-2007, 09:45 AM

Wednesday
i woke up next 2 asian man and im nt sure how he gt dere so me n him had a quick 1 den i gt ma bag which was already packed by da asian man. so i arrived at da airport n i was like *+*check in n flick ma hair bk*+* i gt on da plane wid ma bag da asian man packed 4 me, i didt get search or anythin bcz i walked at da man n he was like "kk" so da plane took off so i gt a bottle of vodka n was like *+*Down*+* den i gt up bcz the plane was well high n i saw a man he was bare fit so i was like "kk" so i went over 2 him n was like *+*lap dance u n flick ma blonde hair in ur face*+* den his was gf was like "oi u" n she slapped me

so i was like *+*hit u wid ma handbag*+* n my handbag openned dat da asian man packed n a bomb came out n knocked da gf out i was like *+*PoW*+* den every1 was like "omg a bomb" den a big black man jumped on me n said "u r a bomber" but i can feel his hard man hood on ma back!!! then he wacked somethin v hard over ma head.