DANGEROUS - DONT READ!!!

[cocaine]

k

according to chainmail

- i will have 7 years of bad luck
- jack the ripper will kill me at midnight
- the love of my life will not kiss me at 7pm friday (as if she would anyway :rolleyes
- when the moon comes out some weird woman will steal my soul?

[louder]

YOUR DEAD.........
............

....




>>>
... FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!

well.. people dont usually die + come back to life a few years later do they "/

[PaintYourTarget]

In 1945, a young girl named Katu Lata Kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" into her back. Now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:
1. Shouting out "LATUALATUKA" 3 times!

Aha!
2 Flaw in your plan.
1. Africa Didn't exist in 1945
2. In 1945, all America bound ships had to be painted Pink, so their own bombers wouldn't target them.

[Ekalb]

These things are rediculous. I actually, truly Lol'd at post 29 in the big red font.
If all these were true there would be a few hundred evil beings who are obviously lost on their way to take my soul and mutalate me.
Oh I forgot, I've also got bad luck in love for the rest of my life and my crush isn't going to come into my room at night and kiss me "/

I especially like the ones that say
"This email has been going around since 500 BC If u break da chain u etc."

Good work noobs, because everyone had the Internet and an email system back then... :rolleyes:

[DCeption]

Ill just seduce her.

[hobo]

om...g i r zombie

[DCeption]

om...g i r zombie

she didnt get you did she

[louder]

om...g i r zombie

NO HELEN! U SHUD AV SENT IT ROUND DEN U WUDNT BE ZOMBI!

[hobo]

she didnt get you did she

she ate me out.

i mean my soul.

[louder]

she ate me out.

i mean my soul.

i lol'd.
i dnt blame her, helen's ryt fit!