Vending Machine (game)

[Blacky04]

Congrats you have won....

Errrr.... *machine shakes rapidly*
Errrooorrrrr!

*Expoldes*
You have won a gigantic inflatable sausage!

*Puts in coin*

[ideabox]

An exciting Pritt Stick comes out with exam answer sheets attached for GCSE exams.
*Inserts coin*

[dannyboymed]

A large inflatable chicken pops out.

*inserts coin*

[Blacky04]

A very short fellow comes out ... hits you with an over-sized stick and climbs back into the vending machine.

*Puts coin into machine*

[ideabox]

Your Brother pops out
*Inserts TWO coins*

[Blacky04]

Two hobo's jump out a viciously attack you! leaving you bruised and naked on the floor. They then run of into the darkness.

*Puts in 29 coins

[ideabox]

Two hobo's jump out a viciously attack you! leaving you bruised and naked on the floor. They then run of into the darkness.

*Puts in 29 coins

29 Tonnes of Faeces pours on you
*Inserts 1 Coin since I am in a lot of pain*

[lukeisok]

1 Gun Falls Out

* Inserts Coin *

[Blacky04]

29 Tonnes of Faeces pours on you
*Inserts 1 Coin since I am in a lot of pain*

PMSL!

The vending machine gurgles for a little while then goes silent. Your furious that the vending machine took your coin so you kick it. To your suprise the machine wobbles backwards then falls forward crushing you underneath it.
Then a tiny chocolate pops out.

*Puts in a poo covered coin*

[ideabox]

PMSL!

The vending machine gurgles for a little while then goes silent. Your furious that the vending machine took your coin so you kick it. To your suprise the machine wobbles backwards then falls forward crushing you underneath it.
Then a tiny chocolate pops out.

*Puts in a poo covered coin*

The vending machine gives you its sick from the poo covered coin
*Inserts blood covered coin* Oww the pain!