Ya just wont believe what just happened

[R]

So i after that i ran to defeat bug catcher james and i pwned him so i shouted out PWNED and my mum went what ? and i said hahah i just owned this noob ! then i looked back on runescape and it was him the one they said was no more it was the one and only ..

****, who was it =0

[Rise Against]

it was brock who stud before me the king of the rock pokemon damn he was fast he shot out a geodude but he was week to my bulbasours grass type moved so i wooped his bum in just a few 100 trys.then i checked runescape he was still stould there i couldnt believe it i went and traded him.

[xzl.]

What happened on the pokemon!

[Rise Against]

Well i went to vermillion and took on misty i knew i wouldnt have A chance unless i could get an electric pokemon so me and my mum linked up and she traded me her pikachu then i kiked mistys sweaty bum.. i looked back on runescape and he was still there i plucked up the courage and went over to him

[Axel]

I know who you saw! It was King Roald!

[Rise Against]

I know who you saw! It was King Roald!

i biked it to ss anne and met up with gary again kicked his bum and then got a hm off the captain then i went to the gym and they had electric pokemon so ofcourse i put in a cheat caartridge and got lvl 100 mew and then i took them all out.then i went on a journey and got to a bug type gym before i went in i looked back to runescape and the man i saw had gone nooo! wheres he gone i shouted my mum wondered was i alright i said get lost stupid cow iv lost him then i began frantically searching varrock for him

[xzl.]

Did your pokemon die!?

[Imnotpure]

OHNOEZUGTFINDHIM

[Rise Against]

My mum was worried she came over to see me i knew she would cause problems so i smashed her over the head with a neerbye d2h i had constructed earlier.i thought pokemon will have to wait i must find him !1 i chased after him there he was i could see hiss gleemingly white desert boots how does he keep em so clean i thought i ran up to him but i was out of breath and couldnt speak...meen while on pokemon i knew i couldnt defeat the 4th gym unless i got myself i fire pokemon i went to the pokemon centre and withdrew a moltress that my gran gave me for my bday.then it was time for me to get that 4th badge.

[xzl.]

Omggz Do tell allll!111!!!!1
Btw persil keeps the desert boots clean if you must know :]