"Blonde Jokes"

[AngJum]

My mums a nurse shes got a book and its says Hair is a dead skin cell growing so it cant have a lifespan

Ok..? What's that gotta do with me? lol

[mimsi]

It's ****es me off when some girls with blonde hair use it as an excuse for saying or doing something idiotic.. 'Oh sorry I'm blonde *que annoying giggle*'.. what?

[Steph]

lol yer ano what u mean mimsi. some brunettes i no are sumtimes like "im sure im supposed to be blonde" or "im like a malteaser me, brown on the outside but blonde on the inside" In the point of this thread, yer it doesnt matter what colour hair colour u hav and it doesnt affect how brainy u are. but u gotta admit some of them blonde jokes are funny lol

[Mentor]

blond jokes are called jokes for a reason, the majorty of people dont actaly belive it. Its just a type of joke, where blonds have been used for the subject, rather than any partical offnce upon them. It makes just as much sence if you chnage the subject to anything else, as with most types of these jokes, if you fit the description of the subject of the joke, then u chnage the subject to the joke to somthing else. Or you could even just have a sence of humer, and insult your self there only jokes "/

If you think that the hair colour actaly does effect intlignce maybe you should be the subject of the jokes "/

[AngJum]

blond jokes are called jokes for a reason, the majorty of people dont actaly belive it. Its just a type of joke, where blonds have been used for the subject, rather than any partical offnce upon them. It makes just as much sence if you chnage the subject to anything else, as with most types of these jokes, if you fit the description of the subject of the joke, then u chnage the subject to the joke to somthing else. Or you could even just have a sence of humer, and insult your self there only jokes "/

If you think that the hair colour actaly does effect intlignce maybe you should be the subject of the jokes "/

Yes.. they are called jokes for a reason =/ But why blondes? Why anyone?

And why would I want to insult myself?
And the last thing you said..
well, people who tell the jokes obviously think the colour of your hair does affect the emount of brain cells you have.. so yeah, they're the real jokes!

[the wombats]

know one red this, i know what it means, but its not funny and its supposed to be a joke

here is a joke not about blondes, i dont think this joke is funny


Ironic Celebrity Deaths


Ellen DeGeneres - Suffocates in the closet
Susan Lucci - Trips and breaks her neck while running up steps to accept an Emmy
Jenny McCarthy - Struck by a random thought
Frank Sinatra - Killed by Stranglers in the Night
RuPaul - Prostate cancer
O.J. Simpson - Murdered by the "real killer" in an apparent suicide
Madonna - Exposure
Unabomber - Mail bomb returned due to "insufficient postage"
Al Gore - Dutch Elm Disease
Bill Gates - Falls out of a Window

[Michael.]

people who tell the jokes obviously think the colour of your hair does affect the emount of brain cells you have.

It does. Our science teacher said.

[AngJum]

know one red this, i know what it means, but its not funny and its supposed to be a joke

Ooo.. err..?

It does. Our science teacher said.

They did, did they? Yes, well you tell them to present their "evidence" to the world, and then go on from there Then I would believe you, as I don't now!

[Mentor]

Yes.. they are called jokes for a reason =/ But why blondes? Why anyone?

And why would I want to insult myself?
And the last thing you said..
well, people who tell the jokes obviously think the colour of your hair does affect the emount of brain cells you have.. so yeah, they're the real jokes!

not realy the quick one liners, just a joke, no more, there not taken seriosly "/

Theyd work just as well as burnett jokes, or blue eyed people jokes "/ is just a matter of changing the subject and usering them in retailtion, if there offened by the same thing being applayed to there own chanristic then they have no right to make the joke, if they dont cair then they do.

ps, when your trying to mount a deffence dont give the oposition bate "/ aka they said teacher, you refered to teachers... (this is a pointless edition)

[AngJum]

not realy the quick one liners, just a joke, no more, there not taken seriosly "/

Theyd work just as well as burnett jokes, or blue eyed people jokes "/ is just a matter of changing the subject and usering them in retailtion, if there offened by the same thing being applayed to there own chanristic then they have no right to make the joke, if they dont cair then they do.

Just a joke? A few words can hurt someones feelings, don't you understand?
Do you think it's nice to laugh about others and make them feel inferior to others? NO! It's not, so why do people make them up?? Tell me that!