Whips.

[Rashelly]

But AAMOF none of your combat stats are 99

Number one, nor are yours, so there's no relevance there
Number two, I haven't trained combat in months, and don't plan to.

You seem to be missing the point I was making.

[Youheard]

PC is rubbish for hitpoint levels. Rashelly is also female to whoever said the word 'he.' Also her combat levels may not be 99 but they're much closer than yours to being 99 AND she has a decent slayer level to go with it, which you can't get from pest control now can you?